We're sorry, but spending Valentines' Day with a glass of wine and a box of chocolates is boring. And we know that those crazy cinephiles over at Los Angeles' Cinefamily agree with us, because this year they're celebrating V-day with their 100 Most Outrageous Fucks!

For those who don't know, Cinefamily is famous for their 100 Most Outrageous Kills Halloween show, which compiles all the most jaw-dropping moments in horror into one (literally) mind-blowing hour of cinema splatter.And speaking of splatter, this year they're reaching into their bag of tricks to compile all the slipperiest, most surreal skinema moments they can find into an outrageous evening of nothing but the good parts.

Based on our skinterview with Cinefamily head honcho Hadrian Belove, we're guessing Chatterbox (1977) will make the cut, but Cinefamily's back catalog is truly unparalleled and the show is sure to be full of surprises. Just check out the trailer:

Cinefamily's 100 Most Outrageous Fucks show takes place Tuesday, February 14 at their theater at 611 N Fairfax Avenue in Los Angeles. The show starts at 10:30 pm and is free for Cinefamily members and $12 for the general public. Buy tickets NOW at Brown Paper Tickets

How about you, Skin fans? What's your favorite hilarious, shocking, or just plain outrageous sex scene? Let us know in the comments!