Which seems silly, if you ask me 

At the American Music Awards on Sunday night, Chrissy Teigen wore a phenomenal dress with slits basically all the way up to her collarbone, which was, of course, quite sexy. It turns out it was a blustery evening, though, and her dress scooched off to the side a bit on the red carpet, giving us an incredible view of her "hooha." 

In her Instagram post about the event, she apologized to anyone she might have "harmed mentally or physically," though we can't imagine it did. As evidenced by the fact that she had the good taste to thank her hair removal specialist, she obviously wasn't too heartbroken about the faux pas and neither are we. We can only hope dress slits will continue to rise higher and higher - this trend is a particularly beautiful one.