Now this gives a whole new meaning to the term "meat curtains"!
Just in time for Valentine's Day, a seller on the popular crafting website Etsy has unleashed upon the world what they, master punsters that they are, refer to as the Brief Jerky.
Yup, it's underwear made of dried meats. But it's not just any underwear made of dried meats- it's $140 underwear made of dried meats.
While the seller seems to be marketing the product towards men (click "other photos" at your own risk), we think there's no better way to say "I value you as a woman" than snapping into a Slim Jim mere millimeters from her minge. Hey, it's got to be better than that spare tire you got her last year, "because it matches yours."
And if you really want to show you care, there's also an online tutorial on how to make your own meat undies. Just putting that out there.
