Rats! Foiled again.


In our quest to see any of the female Twilight leads nude (aside from the gorgeous Elizabeth Reaser, the only sane butt-shower among them), we dropped everything when we got word of Ashley Greene nude today.

True, there were those leaked private nudes from back in August, but we want real, live, legitimate, palpable nudity.

Allie Is Wired reports:

Ashley Greene is promoting SoBe’s new zero calorie Cherimoya Punch and Strawberry Dragonfruit drinks and is posing nude for the Swimsuit Issue of “Sports Illustrated”.

The actress modeled two different Joanne Gair handpainted designs featuring scales and the SoBe lizard. She said, “Being a part of the SoBe skinsuit shoot in the Turks and Caicos was amazing. It took the artist 12 hours to paint the SoBe scales on each skinsuit, but it was totally worth it. It’s an experience I’ll never forget.”



Well, it's an experience we'll probably forget pretty quickly, seeing how Ashley covers all her best parts with her arms and clever camera angles. Like Charlie Brown and the football, we fell for it again. And we'll continue to do so until Ashley finally scares up some skin.