We're pretty AMPed to introduce American skin fans to French character actress Anne-Marie Pisani, who has been appearing regularly on the big and small screens since her uncredited role in the crime movie Nestor Burma, Shock Detective (1982). Hailing from Marseille, you might be a little shocked to find out that the nation that typically produces rail thin, cigarette smoking beauties crafted this thick chick with a set of knockers that would knock you out if she whacked you with one. With her ample figure and undeniable charisma, Anne-Marie has added that extra je ne sais qua to movies like To Kill a Priest (1988), Delicatessen (1991), and The Musketeer (2001). But Anne-Marie has also deviated from the typically French actress in a most disappointing way: she's never been on screen without her clothes. But, she has come so, so tantalizingly close. In 1990 she appeared in the comedy The Hairdresser's Husband as a busty hairdresser whose cloying cleavage ignites a lifelong fixation on hairdressers in a twelve-year-old boy. We're not talking about a bit of tit bumping his elbow, Anne-Marie's mammoth mams are falling out of her shirt right in the young man's face, as we get to see that camera flash back and forth between her rack and his leering eyes as she snips at his bangs. Those banging blouse bombs come as close to popping out of her white shirt as possible, but no matter how many times we watch them those stubborn stumps won't come out to play. After seeing that, Mr. Skin's about due for some trim, err a trim. Other than the cutting hair with her tremendous pair movie, Anne-Marie may be best known as Nono on Le tuteur, although she's still acting, most recently appearing in Poly (2020). Thin may always be in, but when it comes to skin we wish France made more women with more to love like Anne-Marie Pisani. When it comes to shots of her rack, we'll take any!
