against all odds 1It’s a slow week for nudity on DVD and Blu-Ray, with Angelina Jolie keeping her pant(ie)s on inThe Tourist, Rachel Ward resisting rackageAgainst All Odds, and Karin Anna Cheung saving the good stuff forThe People I’ve Slept With. Your best bet for nudity this week is the UNCUT re-release of the raunchy, randy Road Trip Trilogy.

Not nude on DVD,The Tourist (2010) stars Johnny Depp as Wisconsin’s hottest math teacher, seduced and deceived by international woman of intrigue Angelina Jolie while vacationing in Italy. Uber sex symbol Angelina teases the audience with glimpses of panties, garters, and bra, but that's as far as she goes, to the disappointment of peter pullers everywhere.

Nude on Blu-Ray,Against All Odds (1984) is a remake of Jacques Tourneur's Out of the Past (1947), only this time in flesh-filled color. After injury-prone pro football player Terry Brogan (Jeff Bridges) is cut by his team, his pal Jake (James Woods) hires him to locate his wacky girlfriend Jessie, played by a never-hotter Rachel Ward. Things get even more complicated when Terry heads for Cozumel and finds Jessie. Hmmm, a hot girl, a cool guy, and tons of tequila--guess what happens next? Two measly butt shots, that’s what.

Nude on DVD,Karin Anna Cheung plays Angela, a woman who really, really likes men in The People I’ve Slept With (2009). But her Mr. Skin approved lifestyle of wanton seduction comes to a screeching halt when Angela finds out she’s pregnant. But for a film that gets around, there’s just the butt in The People I’ve Slept With.

Road Trip (2000) tells the story of a college guy who's been dating his sweetheart since before he could get a smart 1hard-on. Gross-out comic Tom Green relates the convoluted tale that involves selling sperm for gas money and lots of tits! Amy Smart is just one of the topless cuties who populate this zipper-popping comedy.

Opinions of America might be improved if international observers saw the light-hearted hijinks of Eurotrip (2004). A kind of Animal House (1978)-but with much more female nudity- follows its cast of totally inebriated, proudly underachieving U.S. youths as they rollick across Europe (and its nude beaches).

The raunchy teen sex comedy sequel Road Trip: Beer Pong (2009) follows a group of rowdy college kids who travel to the Beer Pong championships to win big and hopefully get laid. Along the way, they piss off some bikers, kill a hog, get a pee-soaked lap dance, and feast their eyes on female flesh from fully frontal Amanda Logue and a bevy of similarly unclad babes. This Beer Pong is skintoxicating!