Remember Hazel Jones (left), the woman with two vaginas we featured in our viral videos post a couple of weeks ago?How could you forget, right?

Well, what has become the skinevitable aftermath of any sex-related news story these days, Vivid Entertainment president Steve Hirsch has publicly offered Hazel a cool million to give us all a sex-ed lesson we'd never, ever forget:

“You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services,” Hirsch says in a letter that was leaked to TMZ this morning.

He goes on to say Hazel can choose any stud from the Vivid stable as her XXX partner and "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations." [We certainly hope they'd pay for the flight-SC]

The craziest part of this story? According to the UK's Sun tabloid, Hazel says that she and her husband have already taken their show on the road, displaying Hazel's, uhm, condition in several sex clubs. So while Hazel hasn't responded to Hirsch's offer yet, thismight actually happen, people!

UPDATE! UPDATE! ...Maybe not. Apparently Hazel was "horrified" by Hirsch's offer and said "I have never received any offers of this kind of work nor would I never consider doing it in a million yearsI just want to be left alone." Probably shouldn't have told the world you have TWO VAGINAS then!

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