To Be That Close Adèle Exarchopoulos's Boob, You Must Be A Close Friend
There’s an old saying that “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help you move a body.” Sure, it’s a classic and everyone laughs whenever someone says it, but there is a little bit of truth to that saying. I think it’s time for an update on this timeless saying, however. How about “A good friend will help you move, but a great friend will help Adèle Exarchopoulos with her top so her boob doesn’t pop out.”
Well, I guess I should say “A lucky friend gets to help with her top so her boob doesn’t pop out” because whomever this long-haired gentlemen is, he just so happens to be one of the luckiest on the planet to be that close to Adèle Exarchopoulos’ breast. While I could totally look up who this gentlemen is, I’m not going to bother because I’m totally jealous of him. And can I also say this is one amazing dress on Adèle Exarchopoulos. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a dress that shows off top boob, but no cleavage. Technology has come a long way, hasn’t it?
So, remember, there are good friends, great friends, and apparently one very lucky friend out there in the world. I don’t know what it takes to be Adèle Exarchopoulos’ official boob keeper-inner, but ifthere is an application, I’d like to fill one out.
