This week on DVD and Blu-ray, the skin haul includes Kristen Stewart's full moon, Keira Knightley topless, and the naked flasher chicks of the slasher flick Hatchet II. Racktastic.
Nude on Blu-ray, Keira Knightley and Andrew Garfield play a pair of clones raised to be organ donors in the sci-fi drama Never Let Me Go. We don't see Keira's rear-a, but fortunately Ms. Knightley does flash her lefty and her righty at the 51-minute mark. When Keira says, "Never let me go," fortunately, she doesn't mean, "Never let me go topless!"
Splattering in Hi-def on Blu-ray, former child actress and current scream queen Danielle Harris stars in the blood- and flesh-filled horror sequel Hatchet II. But I've got an axe to grind with this movie: there's not a single one of Danielle's dairybombs in sight! Fortunately, Danielle's costars pick up the slack. Sally Agor bares boobs, butt, and bald beaver seven minutes in, and Alexis Peters takes her top off at the 59-minute mark. When it comes to slasher flicks, it's all about those flasher chicks.
Nude on DVD, James Gandolfini is a plumbing supplies contractor who goes to New Orleans on a business trip and tries to save a young prostitute and stripper played by Twilight babe Kristen Stewart in the drama Welcome to the Rileys. I'm sorry to report that Kristen doesn't actually get topless to play a topless dancer, but one hour in, her microscopic thong rides so far up her butt crack we get an unobstructed view of her full moon. Welcome to the Heinie!
