Interested in the ultimate conversation piece? Well, for the right price, you could now own something that was once wedged deep between Madonna’s cheeks! The Giant Bronze Carp Sculpture/Fountain that Madonna famously cowgirled up on for her Sex book is currently for sale on eBay. It’s listed as “pre-owned”, probably because anything Madonna has mounted has been owned real good. Oh the tales of tail this fish could tell!

The eBay page describes that magical day in the fish’s own words:

“I am the fish that had a very special encounter with Madonna in 1992 when she posed naked on me for a photo in her famous SEX book. My interlude with Madonna involved intimate contact that culminated with the extraordinarily artful photo... It’s been over 21 years, but I still savor the memory of Madonna’s naked body, and I am definitely better for the experience.”

There might be a lot of fish in the sea, but one that’s been in Madonna’s pond is quite a catch!