Last night, pop music's finest and fleshiest converged under one roof to celebrate the medium of the music video. And thanks to some amazingly over-the-top and deliriously skimpy outfits, most of the performances were more like perv-formances.
Britney Spears opened the show and proved that she's back on top by showing off what she had up top in a super-slinky and low-cut get-up that left us singing, "Tit me, baby, one more time!"
Although she didn't sing or dance, Brit picked up a whopping three moon men for her "Piece of Me" video.
We nearly saw other pieces of Rihanna, as she sported a leather SM get-up featuring fishnets, thigh-high boots, and a lace-up corset that caused her Barbadian boobage to nearly cascade over the top.
And gender-bending superstar songstress Pink stole the show by performing in an unbuttoned jumpsuit, at one point pulling the offending fabric aside to show off a breast adorned with tape over her nip. X marks the HOT!
When it comes to the MTV Video Music Awards, we're all wieners.
