TV Nudity Report: Ascension, The Affair & American Horror Story

Kind of a light week on the boob tube, but some unexpected nudity turned up on basic cable this week!

The SyFy miniseries Ascension will have you achieving lift-off when you get a load of the juicy glutes on Battlestar Galactica babe Tricia Helfer, as well as the major league cleavage and be-thonged booty of Jessica Sipos!







Also this week on American Horror Story, we got to see Angela Bassett shake her prosthetic stuff as the three-boobed lady! Never before have so many men been so conflicted, but we say she's three times the fun!



Finally, Showtime's The Affair went out with a bang, giving us breasts from Carolina Ravassa, and butt from Caitlin Brown and Maura Tierney!