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Mr. Skin’s Top Ten Nude Scenes of 2009

Mon, Nov 30, 2009 @ 2:15pm by Mr. Skin (38 Comments)

Eva AmurriDid Your Favorite Make the Cut?

1. Eva Amurri in Californication
Episode: “Verities & Balderdash”

Her teenage brothers may have been embarrassed, but the rest of the world was all smiles when busty beauty Eva Amurri doffed her top and showed off her full, natural boobs on the October 11th episode of the Showtime series Californication.

Partially to thank for the eye-popping scene is Eva’s skin-happy mother, Susan Sarandon, who told her daughter “it would be a blast” to get naked on TV. Thanks Mom!

Jessica Biel2. Jessica Biel in Powder Blue

When word got out that 7th Heaven babe Jessica Biel was going to earn her angel wings by playing a stripper who actually strips in the drama Powder Blue, the staff at tried to maintain a cautious optimism.

But the mood was one of barely restrained jubilation when Jessica lived up to the hype, baring her perfect tits and even dripping hot candle wax on them before collapsing into a sobbing heap on stage. Good luck keeping this powder dry.

informers censored new3. Amber Heard in The Informers

Those who hadn’t heard of Amber Heard’s topless scenes in the 2004 football flick Friday Night Lights and 2006’s Alpha Dog were scrambling to find them after her mind-blowing nudity in The Informers, a retro drama set in the decadent 1980s.

Amber’s naked rack takes center stage in a threesome with two lucky dudes as she writhes to pulsing synth-pop rhythms. Considering the amount of time her peaks appear on stage, they could have called this one The Skinformers.

4. Anna Paquin in True Blood
Episode: "Nothing But the Blood"

Former child star Anna Paquin proved she was all grown up on October 12th, 2008, when she made her nude debut on HBO’s sexy vampire drama True Blood. Then she topped even that impressive debut when season 2's first episode, "Nothing But the Blood," popped up on the tube.

As a psychic barmaid who falls in love with a bloodsucker, Anna makes every one of the show’s supernatural premises plausible with her too-good-to-be-true topless scene. If those are real, then why not Dracula?

Rachel Blanchard5. Rachel Blanchard in Spread

Spread is American Gigolo for the 2000s, with Ashton Kutcher as a young stud getting more tail than seems humanly possible and putting it all up on the screen in one of the decade’s nakedest movies.

Among the naked nubiles Ashton beds is Rachel Blanchard, who shows off her truly magnificent T&A as Ashton and his handy razor strip her carpet and let the hardwood shine before an enthusiastic doggy-style session. What a spread!

Betsu Rue non-nude6. Betsy Rue in My Bloody Valentine 3D

The original 1981 slasher flick My Bloody Valentine was totally skinless, a flaw that director Patrick Lussier corrected in this 3D remake.

And as the first director to make an R-rated film using the revolutionary RealD technology, Lussier wisely took full advantage of the ultra-realistic illusion, including three solid minutes of fully nude Betsy Rue walking, standing, and running with her boobs, butt, and bald beaver completely exposed. Tits and glasses have never looked so good.

alice eve newer7. Alice Eve in Crossing Over

In the immigration drama Crossing Over, nudecomer Alice Eve is as tempting as anything in the Garden of Eden when she shows off her naked knockers in bed with Ray Liotta.

As an Aussie model whose only way to keep her green card status is by submitting to the sexual advances of a government official, Alice makes full use of her natural assets. And that makes Crossing Over a movie you shouldn’t be passing over.

Julianna Guill8. Julianna Guill in Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th can be your lucky day, as busty bare-breasted babe Julianna Guill shows in this remake of the all-time-classic summer-camp slasher flick.

The remake not only adds the familiar hockey-masked figure of Jason Voorhees (who isn’t in the 1980 version), it also seriously cranks up the skin, increasing the amount of topless girls from one to three.

Julianna shows off her jugs riding a dude who rightfully compliments her on her "perfect nipple placement" before both become victims of Camp Blood and its “death curse.” Be that as it may, those boobs are a blessing.

alana ubach newer9. Alanna Ubach in Hung
Episode: “The Rita Flower or the Indelible Stench”

The premise of the HBO comedy Hung is that a washed-up athlete and high-school-basketball coach can make some extra money renting out his enormous member to lonely women for a fee.

Nice work if you can get it, especially if one of your “Janes” is funny lady
Alanna Ubach, who shows off her rack and rump riding the pony on the August 16th episode “The Rita Flower or the Indelible Stench.” She’s got more bounce to the ounce!

Malin Akerman10. Malin Akerman in Watchmen

The real hero of the comic-book adaptation Watchmen is director Zack Snyder, who managed to turn Alan Moore’s acclaimed adult-oriented graphic novel into a summer blockbuster without losing the lesbianism, sex, and nudity.

And the most memorable 82 seconds of the theatrical cut’s 162-minute running time came when gorgeous Swedish wildcat Malin Akerman showed off her heinie and hooters with Nite Owl. Now there’s something to watch, men!


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Alanna in Hung was nice, but I much preferred Natalie Zea, although she did not show as much, and Alice Eve has just one amazing mesmerizing hypnotic rack.

Renier @12:07AM on December 2, 2009


Hung gave us a lot of great nudity this year, but there was something about Alanna.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @10:41AM on December 3, 2009

@Count Rackula:

I really think, especially this year, that some of the best nudity is coming from Television shows, with shows like Hung, Crash, True Blood, Dexter and the 2009 winner Californication.

Renier @12:55AM on December 4, 2009

Another great list. Nice call on the scene from Hung. That show is loaded with smokin' hot scenes. If I were to choose one scene out of the whole show, it would probably be a toss up between the Ubach scene (the one you've listed), and Natalie Zea's scene in the bathroom of that truck stop. I respect the call you've made, because the Ubach is significantly longer and more explicit, but I would not feel right until Natalie's name was at least mentioned. It may be super brief, but holy hell that scene was hot.

crunknasty @ 4:28PM on December 1, 2009


You make a great point, Chunknasty. That short scene was awesome. But since it's Hung, we had to go for length.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @10:43AM on December 3, 2009

What are eligibility rules? Some movies I'd probably have in the list instead:

The Alphabet Killer
Broken Embraces
The Limits of Control
The Kreutzer Sonata

nick @12:43PM on December 1, 2009


Good picks. Limits of Control was great. For nudity, anyway.

Muggsy (Skinployee) @ 2:23PM on December 1, 2009


"The Alphabet Killer" was great. Eliza Dushku looks really stunning when she's naked.

Skin_Enthusiast @ 8:31PM on December 1, 2009


The Eliza Dushku nudity in Alphabet Killer was cool because it was her nude debut, but it was VERY brief. All of those other movies were great too. Now you see how hard it is to pick just 10!

Mr. Skin (Skinployee) @ 1:15PM on December 4, 2009

@Mr. Skin:

Her nudity was WAY too brief. All you got out of the whole ordeal was one breast, but somehow I get the distinct feeling that the scene was done fast intentionally. I think Eliza Dushku WANTED to get dressed in a hurry -- literally too. She just wasn't quite quick enough to cover everything. Lucky for us that happened too.

Skin_Enthusiast @ 8:46PM on December 4, 2009

Chris Columbus why? I waited months and this is what you give me. My favorite scene of the year was of course Brooke Nevin going skinny-dipping. Baring that beautiful behind in Sherman's Way.. Don't we wish we were skinny-dipping with Brooke. Brooke is fine.I really wanted to see Hayden and that was a dissapointment. What did Chris do,burn the film.? Heartbreaking,Chris.

James @ 6:15AM on December 1, 2009


I hope he's reading this, because that was devastating.

Count Rackula (Skinployee) @ 9:37AM on December 1, 2009

@Count Rackula:

If he IS reading this or happens to read about it later, he may never be able to walk around with his head up again, and for good reasons too. He should be ashamed of himself.

Skin_Enthusiast @ 8:30PM on December 1, 2009
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