Early this week, in news that surprised nobody, Vivid Video announced that it will be releasing a sex tape featuring bisexual reality TV babe Tila Tequila and two of her naked girlfriends having a Sapphic and graphic lesbian threesome.
It's called Tila Tequila Uncorked. Everyone knows that tequila bottles usually have a screw-off top, but with all the screwing in this video, calling it "Tila Tequila Unscrewed" would have been misleading.
Vivid released this statement to create anticipation for the video's February 14th Street date:
Tila Tequila, the petite, bubbly reality-TV personality and pop culture wild-child, is now starring in an all-girl threesome sex tape, "Tila Tequila Uncorked," acquired by Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company.
It's the "acquired" part that has Tila's rep all pissed off, issuing the following statement:
Our Client Tila Nguyen is in total shock and livid right now that someone had the audacity to leak out an intimate tape made with her and her 2 girlfriends without her consent. That tape was not meant for the public and she has been fighting fiercley in court to not have anything released. We are currently working with her lawyers to decide what the next steps are.
Apparently, That tape was intended strictly for the private use of Tila, those two chicks she met in Las Vegas, the staff at VH1, the troops overseas, and whichever team wins the Superbowl this year.
While you wait for the tape to come out, you can see pretty much the same thing on Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, or better yet, Caligula.
One thing's for sure. This Valentine's Day is going to be a Tit-man's sampler of caramel boobs, nougat-filled clusters, and chocolate-covered cherries. And I just got a heart-on.
