Summer blockbusters are notoriously heavy on action and light on nudity, which is why this weekend is such a great one for hitting the theater. Uncharacteristically, we have a new release that's hilarious, violent, action-packed, full of amazing nudity and in 3D! Read on!

Piranha 3D
Like killer fish? Like boobs? Like killer fish devouring boobs? Like looking at all these things while wearing goofy red and blue glasses? The much-skinticipated Piranha 3D chomps its way into theaters this weekend, and you'll be hooked on the bait that stacked Kelly Brook and porn princess Riley Steele are throwing out. Mr. Skin prefers bums to chum, but your worm will wiggle when these babes get completely nude for a lez-tinged underwater romp. It'll make you reel.

Lottery Ticket
The Ice Cube comedy Lottery Ticket also hits the big screen. It's heavy on giggles and light on jiggles, but it does costar one of 2009's most promising nudecomers, the delicious Naturi Naughton. To see Naturi au naturel, don't miss her in the Biggie Smalls biopic Notorious. She shows off some boobs and butt that are B.I.G. and H.O.T.!

Nanny McPhee Returns
If you've got kids, your best bet for a family-friendly flick this weekend is Nanny McPhee Returns. EmmaThompson stars as the titular babysitter, while Maggie Gyllenhaal is the kids' MILFy mom. For less McPhee and more McTee and A, a young and tasty Emma gets naked and hits the sheets with Jeff Goldblum in The Tall Guy, and Maggie's funbaggies, butt, and lush burger get the kinky S&M treatment in Secretary.

The Switch
Finally, America's sweetheart Jennifer Aniston is always a welcome sight, but in the rom-com The Switch, she'll leave you with an itch thanks to no nudity whatsoever. Luckily, we have shots of her exquisite ass in The Break-Up, and some nice rack-tion in the indie The Good Girl. That's great, girl.