The Sirens of the Scream Movie Franchise

They made you scream with terror in the self-conscious horror franchise, and now they'll make your penis scream in semen. Heather Graham in Killing Me Softly (2002) is getting it on and her tits are getting us off. They're literally killing our penis hardly. Every Rose McGowan in Scream (1996) has a thorn, and these two are popping out of her tight sweater. A better look at Rose McGowan in The Doom Generation (1995) offers up her sweater kittens without the sweater in the tub as a guy takes a piss. What a wasted opportunity for his penis. The opening credits open up with Neve Campbell in When Will I Be Loved (2004) taking a shower and getting us wet on her T&A. Breasts from Courteney Cox in Blue Desert (1991) may give you blue balls if you don't take the time to drain them. Nice pair from Anna Paquin in True Blood (2008). Panty-and-bra clad hotties Kristen Bell and Julianne Hough in Burlesque (2010) will have you shaking your thing. A blood bath from Drew Barrymore in Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993) will have you secreting a different bodily fluid. 6 Hayden Panettiere, Lauren Storm and Lauren London in I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) tell Dennis not to be shy, and they certainly aren't. Emma Roberts in Twelve (2010) is a perfect 10. Full-frontal nudity from Portia de Rossi in Women in Film (2001). Tits and puke from Jenny McCarthy in Dirty Love (2005), if you go that way. The hottness, the hottness.