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Whitney Nipney Slipney

Whitney Port, who was Lauren Conrad’s sidekick on MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, has recently switched coasts (and casts) to become the star of her own show, The City, set in NYC.

But it takes more than a new time slot and one of the coldest winters on record to keep this beach bunny out of a bikini and away from the pounding surf.

And thank God for that!

Equipped with a waterproof microphone pack that added just the right amount of extra weight to her swim top, Whitney waded into the water and was quickly disrobed by the irresistible forces of time and tide, giving camera-carrying onlookers the chance to snap pics of a momentarily exposed nipple.

Read more after the jump.

Who Needs the Debate When TV Skin is So Great?

Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!

The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into--Anna Paquin busted out screen skin for the first time in her career! And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra on Samantha Who?. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.

Prepare to cha-cha with yourself after the cut!

Keeley Hazell's nudie calendar will keep you in touch all year. (Hollywood Tuna)

Britney Spears poses topless for charity. (Female First)

Jessica Alba's tramp stamp revealed!(Less Clothes)

Dita Von Teese offers Amy Winehouse a makeover. (Contact Music)

Charlize Theron hates The Hills (but we love hers!). (The Blemish)

See Diora Baird's topless photo-shoot video. (Boobie Blog)

… and then see Diora Baird's topless photos.(Less Clothes)

What's going up, Doc? Transsexual porn icon Buck Angel will be immortalized as a statue (AVN)

Do you smell like UK boob queen Jordan? If not, you can now! (Socialite Life)

Lindsay Lohan brings double-Ds to MTV VMAs. (Celeb News Wire)

Jennifer Aniston has a secret date with her ex … but which ex? (Yeeeah!)

Mayra Veronica Out Asses Hayden Panettiere. (The Grumpiest)

Jayde Nicole, Playboy Playmate of 2008, is dating a hump from The Hills. (Hollywood Gossip)

Cybill Shepherd: “No bra got me Moonlighting.” (IMDB)

Euro-babes Trish Goff and Lou Doillon bare all in Purple magazine. (Nudography)

Anybody want to buy former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd’s sex tape? (Nudography)

Ass-tounding collection of Coco butt shots. (Bootysource)

Complex.com lists 5 Reasons Why Solange is Hotter than Beyonce. (Complex)

Hills Girls and Lindsay Lohan Burn Rubber in Condom-Sponsored Photo Booth

At the DKNY-sponsored Malibu house party in honor of the release of the trailer for Season 4 of MTV’s hit reality show The Hills, Lauren Conrad and fellow cast members Audrina Patridge and Lo Bosworth indulged in some hammy antics in a photo booth sponsored by Lifestyles condoms.

Keeping with the intimate nature of the product whose name covers the wall behind them like dried baby batter in a 25-cent peep-show booth, the girls seem intent on showing skin. Unfortunately, it’s the skin on the bottom of their feet. Check out some more revealing photos of The Hills girls after the jump.

Lauren Conrad's Near Nip Slip

Finally we get to see Lauren Conrad nude! Almost. Egotastic reports that at a recent party, the star of MTV's hit reality show The Hills had a few too many martoonies and nearly fell out of her plunging cleavage as she strolled past the paparazzi. We say "nearly" because this happy accident was prevented by that most hateful of all human inventions, double-sided nipple-tape. Once again, a simple strip of adhesive has cheated the world out of a long-awaited glimpse of a tipsy young Hollywood starlet?s rubbery pink pencil erasers, and it probably won?t be the last time either.