The Forest (2017)

The Forest (2017) is a French film about a 16-year-old girl named Jennifer who disappears one night from her small village in the forest region of Ardennes. An investigator assigned to her case, Captain Gaspard Deker, leads the charge investigating what happened to the girl. He works with a local police officer named Virginie Musso who just so happens to have known the girl for real. They eventually get help from a mysterious recluse named Eve who happened to find out more about the case than either of the investigators. Will this ragtag group of people actually find the missing girl? Alexia Barlier plays Eve who gives us great pokies in one scene where she is only wearing a flimsy brown tank top without a bra underneath. We would LOVE to investigate what is under that top of hers. We would call it a skinvestigation for sure. In another scene, we get to check out her bare back. Isis Guillaume plays Jennifer Lenoir, our missing young woman, but don't worry. The actress playing her is not an actual teenager. She is a real woman which is great news for us because she goes very nude. Granted, she is dead when she is nude, but it still counts. She is laying still on a morgue table which is when we get to see her small breasts and bush. Her body is cold and blueish, sure, but that's all makeup and prosthetics. Those breasts? They are the real deal and we're glad we found them.