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Hollywood owes us some serious skin this week on DVD and Blu-ray, with Jessica Chastain keeping it chaste in The Debt (2010) and CGI cock-blocking Olivia Wilde's can in Cowboys Aliens (2011). Your saving grace for skin is the mam-tastic Sara Rue baring her holy-cow hooters in For Christ's Sake (2010), nude on DVD.

Also nude on DVD, get into the Christmas spirit by jingling your balls to the yuletide slasher Don't Open 'Til Christmas (1984), newly re-released by Mondo Macabro DVD:

chastain dvdBlowback from a decades-old mission comes back to haunt an Mossad agent in The Debt (2011). Helen Mirren and Jessica Chastain (nude in Jolene (2008), left) both star as Rachel, a former Mossad agent venerated by the Israeli government for a 1965 mission in which she assassinated Dietel Voger (Jesper Christensen), the infamous “Surgeon of Birkenau.” Over forty years later, shocking revelations about the mission come to light, prompting a crisis of conscience for Rachel. Go deep undercover inside Jessica Chastain’s bra when she dons a sheer, nipply number 46 minutes in. But ultimately, The Debt owes us some more nudity. You can make those checks out to Mr. Skin, ladies.

Space invaders terrorize the Old West in the genre-bending blockbuster Cowboys Aliens (2011). Jake Longeran (Daniel Craig) is a gunman who doesn’t know who he is or where he came from, just that he woke up in the desert one day with a mysterious shackle on his wrist. Jake knows he’s in for trouble as soon as he meets enigmatic Ella Swenson (Olivia Wilde) and overzealous Colonel Dolarhyde (Harrison Ford) in wilde dvdAbsolution, Arizona, but he has no idea how much troubleuntil a horde of hostile UFOs descends on the town, that is.The SFX department does their best to cover Olivia’s saddlebags with CGI when she walks through a fire nude, but spankfully Mr. Skin discovered a few frames of flanks on the Blu-ray. That ass is out of this world!

A small-town priest’s attempt at do-goodery takes a XXX turn in the comedy For Christ’s Sake (2010). When Father Robert (Jed Reese) finds out his brother Alan (Will Sasso) has been diagnosed with cancer, he secretly borrows money from the church’s emergency fund to pay his estranged sibling’s medical bills. But then Alan’s “treatment” turns out to be giving ladies the treatment on camera- he's using the church’s money to finance a porno movie!Big, beautiful babe Sara Rue bares her bounteous boobage as the star of the illicit flesh flick. Sweet Jesus, didja see those cans?
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A holiday-themed slasher flick in the vein of Black Christmas (1974), Christmas Evil (1980), and Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984), the UK fright flick Don't Open Till Christmas (1984) features a killer who dresses in a Santa suit while committing murders and a detective (Edmund Purdom) and a tenacious reporter (Alan Lake) who are out to stop him. The Christmas presents in this one are the ornaments on Pat Astley’s chest, which we get to see no less than four times. That will put a partridge in your pear tree!

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!