Condom Company Offers Hannah Montana $1 Million To Sell Its Banana Protectors
With Jamie Lynn Spears and the high-school pregnancy pact getting major media coverage and The Secret Life of th American Teenager a summertime hit on ABC Family, teen pregnancy is hot, hot, hot in '08. But LifeStyles condoms is hoping to curb the trend by putting a rubber on every teen tent pole. And they want America's most famous teenMiley Cyrusto shill the shaft shields for them!
According to The New York Daily News:
Miley Cyrus says she wants to be taken more seriously by an adult audience, but LifeStyles Condoms wants to harness Cyrus' appeal to her younger audience ... by encouraging tweens to embrace safe sex.
The prophylactic peddler wants the 15-year-old singing sensation (who has professed that she will be a virgin until she gets married) to be its new spokesperson and is willing to offer Cyrus $1 million to shill its brand.
"Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex," said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.
"A rep for Cyrus says the teen has not been approached with the company's offer yet, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.
LifeStyles is also generously offering Miley a lifetime supply of condoms for "whenever she decides the time is right."Mr. Skin is guessing that the guy lucky enough to make Miley smiley in the recent sexy leaked cell-phone pics posted at Yeeeah! is thinking that time is now!
Pic via The Superficial.
