I have long been a fan of the Muscovite pseudo-lesbo duo t.A.T.u. (AKA Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova). I've followed the girls' career from their first English language single, the Sapphic synth-pop hit "All the Things She Said," to their 2004 reality series Podnebesnaya, which aired (unfortunately) only on Russian TV. For my money, they're the best Lesbyterian dance music group since Fem2Fem, the early 90s techno combo that featured aptly monikered scream queen Lezlie Deane. While t.A.T.u's crop-topped brunette Yulia Volkova has gone topless a couple of times before, the new t.A.T.u. video, "Beliy Plaschik", is the first time we get a good look at the milky mams of the historically skin-gy (and currently pregnant) firecrotch Lena Katina. That'll put a gremlin up your kremlin!