Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.
Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.
But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.
A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."
Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.
Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"
She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!
Filling out the rest of the top 10 were confirmed pearl diver Madonna, former Pussycat DollCarmen Electra, the asstastic Kim Kardashian, wild-child heiress Paris Hilton, former Playboy model Jenny McCarthy, and Denise Richards, whose legendary lesbo liplock with Neve Campbell in Wild Things may have given them some ideas.
So far, none of the ten have taken up the Scores girls on their offer, but as soon as one does, you can read about it on MrSkin.com.
