22 - Monsters - 03/23/2012

Spartacus (Liam McIntyre) releases Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) in the woods after his confrontation with Glaber (Craig Parker), proving that the rebellion is now more important than getting revenge for his wife’s death. The rebels get to enjoy a little down time when Agron (Dan Feuerriegel) brings wine to the camp for some much needed revelry.

Back in Capua, Seppia (Hanna Mangan Lawrence) is still having sex with Glaber, but is really just waiting for the perfect moment to avenge her brother’s death. As she bids her time beside the pool, Glaber comes over to greet her by pulling down her top, but the perky hello of her creamy chesticles is interrupted by the untimely reappearance of Ilithyia. When Seppia moves up her plans to kill Glaber, Ilithyia puts a a very final stop to it by cutting Seppia’s throat. So that’s sadly the last sighting of Seppia’s suckers.

Glaber gathers information on the rebels hideout from Ilithyia’s description of the camp and Ashur’s (Nick Tarabay) knowledge of the landscape, and lays out a plan of attack. Crixus (Manu Bennett) and Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson) make the most of their perilous time together by getting it on against every surface possible. As they make out against a wall, Naevia’s top comes down to show off her spec-rack-ular left licker. She’ll get you Hard-acus!

21 - Balance - 03/16/2012

Gannicus (Dustin Clare) delivers Illythia (Viva Bianca) into Spartacus’s (Liam McIntyre) hands so he can have his revenge, but Illythia averts her impending doom by revealing that she is pregnant with his child. Mira (Katrina Law) is having a hard time dealing with the presence of Illythia, and wonders if she will ever be able to take the place of his dead wife in his heart.

Lucius (Peter McCauley) travels to Capua and meets with Glaber (Craig Parker) to offer his wife's freedom in exchange for weapons. The rebels meet with the Roman forces in the forest to make the exchange, but Glaber is none too interested in getting his wife back, and unleashes his mercenaries to kill everyone instead. The sides are equally matched and must eventually pull back, but not before Glaber is wounded and Lucius is killed.

In Capua we see that the reason Glaber doesn’t care about Illythia’s fate is the nubile young Seppia (Hanna Mangan Lawrence), who has stepped up to the marital duties in her stead. She knows her rise to power is dependent on Glaber and bounces out her cute cupcakes to take a ride on his gravy train. Those sweater puppies are top dog!

20 - Sacramentum - 03/09/2012

Spartacus (Liam McIntyre) and Agron (Daniel Feuerriegel) help stage a breakout on a ship filled with German warriors in order to replenish the rebellion’s ranks. The escape goes well, but once the new recruits are back at the camp, it’s unclear whether they will follow Spartacus or their fellow German Agron. 

Crixus (Manu Bennett) trains Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson) to fight, which comes in handy later when the head of the new recruits, Sedullus (Conan Stevens), tries to force himself on her. She stabs him but an enraged Crixus attacks as well and the original rebels and the recently arrived Germans begin an all-out brawl that is only stopped when Spartacus kills Sedullus.

Back in Capua, Glaber (Craig Parker) makes an enemy out of arena champion Gannicus (Dustin Clare) when he threatens his freedom. Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) helps Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) fake a problem with her pregnancy, which gets her sent to Rome and away from her increasingly hostile husband. With the cat away, Glaber indulges his lust for Seppia (Hanna Mangan Lawrence), who moved in with them after her brother's death. She takes down her top to reveal her spectacular set for him in the hopes of securing a place in his rise to power. Speaking of rising to power... those mams are magnificent!

19 - Chosen Path - 03/02/2012

With her father dead, Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) no longer has any hope of dissolving her marriage to Glaber (Craig Parker). Ashur (Nick Tarabay) gains favor with Glaber by proving his usefulness as a fighter, and sets out to recruit the toughest warriors in the region to pursue Spartacus (Liam McIntyre). When Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) confronts Ashur over his change in loyalty, he proves his new status by ruthlessly raping her.

Spartacus, Mira (Katrina Law), Gannicus (Dustin Clare), and Oenomaus (Peter Mensah), all return to their hideout after their victory burning down the arena. Chadara (Bonnie Sveen) is upset to learn that her protector, Rhaskos (Ioane King) was killed in the raid. She attempts to sneak out of the camp with the rebels' map and gold, but is killed by Mira before she has a chance to rat them out to the enemy.  Crixus (Manu Bennett) and Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson) are reunited at last, and we get a glimpse of her rescued rackage in a dark room as they attempt to reconnect physically.

Lucretia and Ilithyia find common ground in their new oppression, and cement their friendship by taking a naked bath together. Ilithyia is pregnant with Spartacus’s baby, but her peepers are as perky as ever as she joins the scrumptious voluptuous Lucretia for a topless soak. Those slippery dippers will really make you splash!

18 - Libertus - 02/24/2012

Ilithyia (Viva Bianca), fearing that she is pregnant with Spartacus’s (Liam McIntyre) child, prepares to take a potion to terminate it, but is convinced to wait by Lucretia (Lucy Lawless), who says the potions will make her too weak to attend the upcoming games. Ilithyia is later ratted out to her husband by Ashur, who informs him that she is planning a divorce.

The captured Oenomaus (Peter Mensah), Crixus (Manu Bennett) and Rhaskos (Ioane King) are taken to the arena for their public execution, and one of the gladiators sent to dispatch them is the former champion and freed slave Gannicus (Dustin Clare). Spartacus and Agron (Daniel Feuerriegel) sneak into the arena in stolen solider uniforms, while Mira (Katrina Law) and others from their group spread burning oil on the wooden foundation of the stadium's seating. While the crowd is intent on the fight, the stands are quickly overtaken by the fire, and ensuing panic gives the gladiators an opportunity to escape with all their comrades. 

Gannicus celebrates his return to the arena with a stop to the local brothel for a game of hide the sword, and we get to see the gorgeous pointy peaks of the prostitute (Delaney Tabron) he chooses to celebrate with. Those succulent shields will give you Roman hands!

17 - Empty Hands - 02/17/2012

Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson) has finally been rescued, but at the price of Crixus’s capture. And the rescue group is not safe from danger just yet with Roman troops in hot pursuit.

Back in Capua, Claudius Glaber (Craig Parker) is on the outs with his father-in-law Senator Albinius (Kevin J. Wilson) and his rival Varinius (Brett Tucker) for sending his troops after Spartacus instead of attending the gladiatorial games. At his wife Ilithyia’s (Viva Bianca) transcendentally topless urging in the bath, he agrees to throw a celebration in Varinius' honor to make amends.

Crixus (Manu Bennett) and Acer (Alex Way) were captured during Naevia’s rescue and are now reunited with Oenomaus (Peter Mensah) in the dungeons. Acer is chosen to be tortured at the party for Varinius as a lesson to all the escaped slaves. Ilithyia uses the opportunity to impress the wealthy Varinius by dealing the killing blow to Acer. She wants to remarry him to achieve a higher station, but first must have her marriage dissolved by her father. So Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) offers her guidance (and gazongas) up to her old man Albinius, allegedly in support of Ilithyia’s divorce. The old guy gets the ride of his life and we get a look at Lucretia’s luscious left lactoid. When in Rome, do as the ro-mam-s do!

16 - The Greater Good - 02/10/2012

The search for Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson) continues, and the pursuit is starting to wear thin on some of Spartacus’s (Liam McIntyre) followers. Fighters Agron (Daniel Feuerriegel) and Tiberius (Pana Hema Taylor) fabricate a story of Naevia’s death to get the group back on track to its ultimate goal, throwing Crixus (Manu Bennett) into a downward spiral.
 
Spartacus and Mira (Katrina Law) are still playing hide the Roman dagger, and her toga falls off her titillating right torpedo while they are in bed. We later get more of her perky pokers as she plays honeypot to get information about where Naevia is being held. Thanks to Mira's skinterrogation technique, rebels find out that Naevia is still amongst the living and head into the mines to rescue her.
 
Back in Capua, Ashur (Nick Tarabay) is trying to prove his usefulness to Glaber (Craig Parker) by finding out the location of Spartacus’s rebels. With Lucretia's (Lucy Lawless) support, he tortures a bound Oenomaus (Peter Mensah) until he reveals a key piece of information. Glaber is so stressed by his inability to break the rebellion that he is unable to satisfy his smoking hot wife Ilithyia (Viva Bianca). She takes down her top to try and lure him into some nookie, but he is somehow able to resist. She’ll definitely erect a statue in your Pantheons!

15 - A Place in This World - 02/03/2012

Spartacus (Liam McIntyre) and Crixus (Manu Bennett) continue their search for Naevia (Cynthia Addai-Robinson), which gives them plenty of opportunities to free slaves they meet along the way. As they attack another noble house they rescue the topless slave girl Chadara (Bonnie Sveen), who is being taken advantage of by her master. Happy in her newfound freedom, Chadara befriends Mira (Katrina Law), but the friendship makes her question her relationship with Spartacus.

Without a house to pledge loyalty to, Oenomaus (Peter Mensah) tries to returns to his humble fighting beginnings at The Pits, but is captured by Ashur (Nick Tarabay). Ashur is working again for Lucretia (Lucy Lawless), who seems to still have a bit of her wits about her.

Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) is annoyed that the people now see Lucretia as “blessed by the Gods”, and plots to kill her at the first opportunity. She tries to relax by taking a bath at home with a few of her closest nude slaves. As her buoyant babylons float in the water, she starts dreaming about playing hide the roman candle with her mortal enemy Spartacus. But when her husband interrupts, she perkily pops up to greet him. That’s not the only thing popping up!

14 - Fugitivus - 01/27/2012

Spartacus (Liam McIntyre, taking over for Andy Whitfield) is still leading the slave’s revolution with Crixus (Manu Bennett) as his right hand man. However, the gladiators are divided in their loyalties and resentful of having to share rations with slaves and women.

Glaber (Craig Parker) is given the task of hunting Spartacus down and returns to Capua accompanied by Ilithyia (Viva Bianca). Ilithyia is brings out her own stacked luggage rack while discussing the trip. Cute carry-ons! As they sort through Spartacus’s path of destruction, they find Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) still alive, but out of her mind with no memory of recent events. While she gets cleaned up by slave girls in the bath, she circulates her confused chesticles and recent stab wound. Thankfully those glorious glands were left untouched!

Spartacus’s need for vengeance takes him to Glaber’s rally in Capua, but when he spots Aurelia (Brooke Williams) badly injured, he attacks the Romans in broad daylight. He manages to escape with help from Crixus, and makes the decision to help Crixus search for his love Naevia instead of continuing so recklessly. Mira (Katrina Law) is there to help perk him up with a tantalizing topless thump session. Those rib bumpers will make you spurt-acus!

13 - Kill Them All - 04/16/2010

Everything is resolved in an epic bloody conclusion as Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) finally gets his revenge. The Roman elite gathers together to watch Crixus (Manu Bennett) and Spartacus fight to the death.  But when the fight commences, Spartacus uses Crixus’s shield as leverage to leap into the viewing balcony and start slaughtering the rich guests. All of the slaves join the rebellion to overthrow the house, and Aurelia (Brooke Williams) gets revenge for her husband’s death by stabbing young Numerius (Lliam Powell). Spartacus takes out his master Batiatus (John Hannah), while Crixus stabs Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) in the belly.

A flashback shows Spartacus getting laid for the first time in a long time when he beds down with slave Mira (Katrina Law), who later releases the gladiators to fight. Spartacus removes her robes to show her awesome aqueducts before taking her to bed. Tit-us Maximus!

12 - Revelation - 04/09/2010

Armed with the knowledge that Batiatus (John Hannah) was responsible for his wife’s death, Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) plans to kill him outright. However when Varro’s widow Aurelia (Brooke Williams) moves into the house, he must rethink his plan so she is not endangered.

Gladiator Ashur (Nick Tarabay) witnesses Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt) and Crixus (Manu Bennett) getting it on and forces Naevia to have sex with him in exchange for his silence. Ashur gets a flasher of Naevia’s glorious gluteus maximus as she undresses for him. When Crixus learns of the exchange he violently attacks Ashur, which reveals his forbidden love for Naevia to Lucretia (Lucy Lawless).

Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) and Glaber (Craig Parker) do some forum fornicating and Ilithyia's machiavellian mams are front and center. Your emperor will give those winners a thumbs up!

11 - Old Wounds - 04/02/2010

Batiatus (John Hannah) is furious that the party he threw for Numerius has not gained him any favor with the political elite. He kidnaps the magistrate Calavius (John Bach) and frames Solonius (Craig Walsh-Wrightson) for his murder. Crixus (Manu Bennett) returns to the arena, and both Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt) and Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) seem concerned about his well being.

Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) is distraught at the death of his best friend Varro and neglects the wounds he received during the fight. As his fever rises he dreams about his wife and realizes the suspicious truth about her death. Dreamy, steamy Sura (Erin Cummings) shows off her spectacular racktacular while wearing only a mask. That gorgeous ghost will stiffen your post!

10 - Party Favors - 03/26/2010

Lucretia’s (Lucy Lawless) power over Ilithyia is cemented now that she is the only witness to Licinia’s murder.  Batiatus (John Hannah) is still looking to increase his rank and discusses his plan for hobnobbing with the elite while Lucretia lounges in a see-through robe. He decides to throw a coming of age party for Numerius (Lliam Powell), the son of the magistrate. The party is to feature a fight between Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) and Crixus (Manu Bennett) but Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) has other plans. She strips naked in the baths for Numerius to convince him to choose a fight between Spartacus and Varro. No man could resist those compelling swellings!

The night of the party, Spartacus and Varro’s fight ends with the demand that Varro be killed. When Spartacus is unable to follow the command, Varro throws himself on the sword to spare Spartacus.

Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt) and Crixus finally consummate their love but are being secretly watched by pervy Ashur. Naevia flaunts her forbidden fruit as she grinds on the lucky Crixus. She’ll have you unsheathing your dagger!

9 - Whore - 03/19/2010

When one of the wealthiest women in Rome, Licinia (Brooke Harmon), wants to purchase a night alone with Spartacus (Andy Whitfield), Batiatus (John Hannah) is quick to agree. As soon as Ilithyia finds out about the arrangement, she demands her own night alone with Crixus (Manu Bennett). Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) is enraged to have to share her lover and hatches a plan to substitute Spartacus for Crixus.

To make sure that Spartacus is up to the challenge of bedding Licinia, Lucretia sends sexy slave girl Mira (Katrina Law) to test his sexual prowess. After Spartacus rejects her advances, Lucretia demands she strip in front of her to see if her body is lacking. Lucretia’s lifesavers are bobbing in the bath as Mira disrobes to flash full furburger. No complaints here! She returns to Spartacus the next night, and it’s a matter of life and death that she complete her task. He allows her to stay on his floor to save her life from Lucretia but refuses to lays some pipe. Spartacus’s resolve is as firm as Mira’s magnificent mams!

When the big night arrives Lucretia insists that Ilithyia and Spartacus both wear masks, so they won’t find out that they are having sex with the wrong person. We get an amazingly long view of Ilithyia's (Viva Bianca) luscious love muffins as she gets her money’s worth from Spartacus, before they discover they discover the switcheroo. She’ll be ruling your Constantin-pole!

8 - Mark of the Brotherhood - 03/12/2010

Now that Crixus (Manu Bennett) is feeling better he starts training again. Unfortunately he has fallen from his peak as a champion and crowd pleaser. Batiatus (John Hannah) must decide whether to keep him or sell him before he loses all value. Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) wants him to stay since he has also has resumed his duties banging her. We get a voluptuous viewing of Lucretia in a sheer robe as she tests out his stamina.

Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) spends all her time hanging out at the ludus admiring gladiators, and finally buys one of the new recruits for herself. When Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) rejects Ilithyia in front of her friends she asks her new slave, Segovax, to kill him. Crixus intervenes during the assassination attempt, and Segovax gets crucified.

Back in the bedroom Lucretia provides the mammary motivation, but Crixus’s attraction to Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt) and recent brush with death leave him unable to perform. Those bare-racks will definitely have Mr. Skin up all night!

7 - Great and Unfortunate Things - 03/03/2010

After the death of Spartacus’s (Andy Whitfield) wife, Varro (Jai Courtney) writes a letter to his own wife and gets a visit from her at the ludus. Unfortunately his happiness is short lived when he finds out that she is now pregnant with another man’s child. 

Crixus (Manu Bennett) finally seems to be healing, and he is much more accepting of Spartacus’s presence since they fought as a team in the arena. Batiatus' (John Hannah) power continues to increase, and his slaves are unaware of his secret double-dealings and involvement in Sura’s death.

At night Spartacus dreams of happier times with his wife (Erin Cummings) and her supple seat meat. The afterglow provides a great view of her wondrous whoppers before she gets dressed. Mr. Skin will be dreaming about that crack-jack rack too!

6 - Delicate Things - 02/26/2010

After Spartacus’s (Andy Whitfield) latest victory, he gets the news that his wife has been located and will be brought to Batiatus’s (John Hannah) house. He desperately hatches an escape plan to free his wife from her slavery. Fellow fighter Varro (Jai Courtney) tries to warn Spartacus against the dangers of escaping, but his mind is made up. The cart carrying Sura (Erin Cummings) arrives at the compound and Spartacus prepares to fight his way out with her. But when he opens the door, she falls out mortally injured and dies in his arms. Batiatus secretly set up an attack on the cart to make sure Spartacus would never be reunited with his wife.

Crixus (Manu Bennett) has been critically wounded in a fight, and Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) is determined to keep him alive.  She gets transcendently topless and slippery in the bath being washed by her handmaidens. When Batiatus arrives, he starts humping a stupendously stacked slave girl (Laura Surrich) in front of her while discussing their schemes. That will whip up your Caesar dressing!

4 - The Thing in the Pit - 02/12/2010

After losing the fight against Crixus (Manu Bennett), Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) gets banished to The Pits, a gruesome fighting ring where there are no rules. Varro (Jai Courtney), a fellow gladiator, admits he was once a free man but was forced to fight after his debt to The Pits overwhelmed him. Spartacus gets his salvation after he stops assassins from killing Batiatus (John Hannah) at one of his matches.

Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) continues to bed Crixus, and it’s becoming apparent that she may be trying to get his baby gravy to provide an heir for the sterile Batiatus. She rides his baloney pony on the floor with her prodigious puppies covered by sparkly pasties. Those gold tips will have your coin-purse jangling!

3 - Legends - 02/05/2010

Spartacus’s (Andy Whitfield) training continues as he gets ready to fight the current champion Crixus (Manu Bennett) in the arena. He pleads for information on his wife’s whereabouts from Batiatus (John Hannah), but is chastised for speaking out of turn.

Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) emerges wearing a skimpy red robe to seduce Crixus, and though he is much more interested in Naevia (Lesley-Ann Brandt), he still stops for a dive in the dark. When she’s not boning, Lucretia spends her time scheming and planning, with a little bit of shopping thrown in too. She brings slave Naevia out to try on necklaces for her, then rips down the slave’s top to see the jewelry against her bare bon-bons. You’ll want to give her a pearl necklace!

2 - Sacramentum Gladiatorum - 01/29/2010

Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) starts his training at Batiatus’s (John Hannah) ludus and quickly makes enemy of their trainer, Doctore (Peter Mensah), by refusing to fight. At night he dreams of his wife, Sura (Erin Cummings), riding him. Her fantasy funbags are flopping until blood suddenly appears behind her head. That’s not the kind of splatter that should happen to those significant udders!

Glaber (Craig Parker) and Ilithyia (Viva Bianca) visit the ludus to check out Spartacus and the other new gladiators. While Lucretia (Lucy Lawless) is forced to entertain the spoiled Ilithyia, Glaber takes time to taunt Spartacus about his wife. Turns out the visit is just the encouragement Spartacus needs to spark his fighting rage.

Batiatus and Lucretia celebrate their newfound fighters with a roll in the hay. Lucretia wears a see-through negligee while a female servant gets her warmed for sextus with Batiatus. Her coloss-see-ums will have you warming up your fighter!

1 - The Red Serpent - 01/22/2010

Thracian warrior Spartacus (Andy Whitfield) aligns himself with Rome to fight against the barbarian hordes, but when the Romans leave his village unprotected he returns home to his wife Sura (Erin Cummings). She greets him with open arms (and legs), and they flop in the fur in every position imaginable.  Sura is still topless when the Romans discover them the next day, and her plebian peepers despairingly dangle as she is dragged away.

Sura is sold into slavery, and Spartacus is sent to the arena to be an easy kill for more experienced gladiators. When he manages to win his first fight with some fancy footwork, local ludus owner Batiatus (John Hannah) offers to purchase him for gladiator training.

Claudius Glaber (Craig Parker), head of the Roman Auxiliary, gets a visit from his wife, Ilithyia (Viva Bianca), a senator’s daughter who dreams of battlefield glory and power. She encourages Glaber’s ambitions by dropping her fur coat to show off her own personal pelt for a rug munching.  You’ll want to fondle your family Julius!