Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of September 2, 2008.
LAYOVER (2001)
STUDIO: First Look Pictures
NUDE: Yvonne Sci (Picture-1-2) (breasts, butt)
THE SKINNY: David Hasselfhoff is a married businessman with a penchant for extramarital mnages in Layover. Homesick yet horny and on a layover, he hooks up with tasty tartlet Yvonne Sci in an airport bar, making the beast with two backs right at baggage claim. It turns out that his new squeeze is the juicy-jugged wife of shady jewelry dealer Gregg Henry, whom he just met on the plane. See what happens when Hasselhoff passes out and wakes up to find his new baby’s daddy dead beside him. Members of the Mile High Club will think twice about casually dinking their twinkie at the airport after watching this flick.
MISTER FOE (2007)
STUDIO: Magnolia Pictures
NUDES: Ruth Milne (breasts), Sophia Myles (Picture-) (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Jamie Bell stars in the title role of the dark, quirky drama Mister Foe. He's a British teenager recovering from the death of his mother by dwelling in a semi-fantasy existence, perched in a tree house where he spies on his neighbors. Jamie believes that his father's new wife, Verity (Claire Forlani), is guilty of murder, and his suspicions lead him to sharpen his snooping skills as he leaps along rooftops practicing espionage of a very personal nature. Don't miss a chance to peep in on Brit beauty Sophia Myles, who bares her bombers while getting banged in bed.
THE SACRED FAMILY (2004)
STUDIO: First Run Features
NUDE: Patricia Lpez (Picture-1) (left breast)
THE SKINNY: The Chilean drama The Sacred Family is like a South American Poison Ivy (1992). The story follows aspiring actress and sexpot Sofia (Patricia Lpez) as she disrupts the Easter vacation of her new boyfriend Marco (Nestor Cantillana) and his parents (Sergio Hernandez and Coca Guazzini) with her erotically charged interactions with the family. Your Easter egg hunt will be rewarded when you see Patricia’s popper as she makes out with the father. Unfortunately her Easter basket stays hidden.
RESTRAINT (2008)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Teresa Palmer (Picture-) (breasts, butt)
THE SKINNY: Teresa Palmer and Travis Fimmel are Dale and Ron, a Bonny and Clyde-type couple on the lam in the thriller Restraint. With a body in the trunk and the law on their trail, Dale and Ron hole up in what they think is an abandoned house. But when they learn that the house is occupied by an agoraphobic shut-in named Andrew (Stephen Moyer), they take him hostage and a cat-and-mouse game begins in which Andrew tries to turn Dale against Ron. Teresa shows off both T and A more than once, so try to exercise some restraint.
WATER LILIES (2007)
STUDIO: Koch-Lorber Films
NUDE: Louise Blachre (Picture-) (FFN, butt)
THE SKINNY: Lesbianism is all the rage amongst twenty-first-century teen girls and, naturally, France is no exception. Water Lilies (2007) focuses on the blossoming sexuality of high-school friends played by Adele Haenel, Pauline Acquart, and Louise Blachre. Come summer, they hang out at a municipal pool where crushes developsome same-gender-focusedand swimsuits come off in the heat of first-time passion. The literal translation of Water Lilies’s French title is “Birth of Octupuses.” The buoyant nubiles splashing about on screen will certainly get male viewers squirting ink like a squid.
THE WIZARD OF GORE (2007)
STUDIO: Genius Products
NUDES: Anomalisa (breasts) (Picture-1), Cricket Demanuel (breasts) (Picture-1), Amina Munster (breasts) (Picture-1), Flux Suicide (FFN, butt) (Picture-1-2), Jaime Suicide (FFN) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY:
The Wizard of Gore, a skin-filled remake of Herschel Gordon Lewis’s classic 1970 shocker of the same title, stars the enigmatic Crispin Glover as murderous magician Montag the Magnificent. During his stage show, Montag brings up beautiful women from his audience and pretends to dismember them while he actually dismembers them. The movie also features tons of nudity from Suicide Girls models like Jaime Suicide and Flux Suicide and a very sexy Bijou Phillips. You’ll be waving your wand to this one!
