Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of November 4, 2008.
BLOODY MOON (1981)
STUDIO: Severin Films
NUDES: Nadja Gerganoff (breasts, thong) (Picture-), Ann-Beate Engelke (breasts) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: At the height of the slasher-movie craze following Halloween, Friday the 13th, and their sequels, Spanish fright-maven Jesus Franco weighed in with Bloody Moon, his own twisted, tit-filled take on the genre. Manuela (Nadja Gerganoff) and her disfigured brother Miguel (Alexander Waechter) go to live with an aunt who just so happens to run an international language school for hot young girls in Germany. This sets Miguel off on a massacring spree punctuated regularly by visions of gorgeous Euro beauties in the buff. Check out the awesome Bloody Moon DVD from the heroes at Severin-Films.com.
FASCINATION (1979)
STUDIO: Redemption Films
NUDES: Brigitte Lahaie (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Franca Mai (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Muff-munching bloodsuckers with perky pairs, oh my! If it's lesbian vampires you want, then Fascination is your fare . . . served rare! It stars Jean Marie Lemaire as a thief on the run who holes up in a castle owned by two beauteous broadsBrigitte Lahaie and Franca Maiand finds himself quickly compelled to stick around. Brigitte develops a thing for Jean, and she tries to warn him to leave the chateau before nightfallbut the prospect of heading out to face the dangerous gang that's on his tail pales in comparison to the thought of impaling sweet Brigitte. Jean decides to stay, but at a super-Sapphic shindig thrown by the wayward ladies, he comes to realize that his hostesses are Draculettes, their guests are pledges in a plasma-quaffing society of the damned, and he has a serious problem on his hands.
FIESTA GRAND (2007)
STUDIO: Maverick
NUDES: Michele Bernard (breasts), Jennifer L. Moore (breasts)
THE SKINNY: In the sex comedy Fiesta Grand, Lyanna Tumaneng is Monica, a girl who becomes engaged to her new boyfriend James (Josu Gutierrez) after a whirlwind courtship. But her parents disapprove of the marriage and send her jealous creep of an ex-boyfriend Rueben (Juan Santos) to stop it from happening. Along the way, we get to see skin from Michele Bernard and Jennifer L. Moore. You’ll be having a fiesta in your hand.
FLASHBACKS OF A FOOL (2008)
STUDIO: Anchor Bay
NUDE: Jodhi May (breasts, butt,bush) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Flashbacks of a Fool stars Daniel Craig as Joe Scott, an aging star who reflects on the past after the death of his childhood friend. Joe recalls his teenage years dating Ruth (Felicity Jones), who would later become his friend’s widow, and being seduced by an older woman named Evelyn (Jodhi May). In one scene, we get to ogle Jodhi’s jugs and junk-in-the-trunk as she goes Mrs. Robinson on young Joe. This flashback is more of a flesh-back!
IN THE FOLDS OF THE FLESH (1970)
STUDIO: Severin Films
NUDES: Pier Angeli (breasts) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: The Italian-spawned horror genre known as “giallo” is renowned the world over for its shocking mix of ultra-violence and hyper-sexuality. Still, even among these notorious films, In the Folds of the Flesh stands out as an eye popper and jaw dropper. Set in an Italian villa, Folds explores flesh-and-blood excesses that include beheadings, Nazi-death-camp flashbacks, and all manner of naked women in mortal peril set to groovy sounds and psychedelic visuals. Take this unforgettable head trip on the swank In the Folds of the Flesh DVD put out by Severin Films.
MONSTER’S BALLBLU-RAY (2001)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Halle Berry (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Amber Rules (breasts, buns) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Academy Awards and slap-up sex scenes don’t always go hand in hand, but the mammary glands of bravely stripped actress Halle Berry in Monster's Ball had Oscar voters rushing to stuff the ballot box while the mass audience vigorously applauded with one hand. Both playing rural and low-rent, exquisite creation of color Berry and paste-white co-star Billy Bob Thornton put the sparks into one of the most unlikely love connections in modern film history. How often does a second-generation prison guard hook up with the gorgeous ex of an executed felon? Maybe more often than we might think, but never with the jaw-dropping spectator appeal of Halle and Billy Bob.
NAUGHTY NOVELIST (2008)
STUDIO: Seduction Cinema
NUDES: Darian Caine (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), A.J. Khan (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Jackie Stevens (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Delicious Darian Caine makes the moist of the title role in the Seduction Cinema production Naughty Novelist. Darian portrays an up-and-coming writer who takes a gig penning erotic letters for a magazine called Flesh for Fantasy. As usual, Seduction Cinema’s stable of scintillating softcore beauties turn all these fantasies into sumptuous naked flesh, frequently nibbling on one another in a series of scorching girl-girl sex scenes. Naughty Novelist does it by the book in the breast possible sense.
POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD (2006)
STUDIO: Troma
NUDES: Kate Graham (breasts) (Picture-1), Elske McCain (breasts) (Picture-1), Allyson Sereboff (breasts) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Directed by Troma co-founder Lloyd Kaufman, the horror comedy Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead stars Jason Yachanin as Arbie, a guy who goes to work at a military-themed fried-chicken restaurant after he discovers his animal-rights-promoting girlfriend Wendy (Kate Graham) has taken up with a lesbian lover named Micki (Allyson Sereboff). But the fast-food restaurant is built on an Indian burial ground, and soon the employees and customers at the cursed restaurant find themselves on the menu for a bunch of possessed zombie chickens. We get to see topless Allyson and Kate as they get it on in a dorm room, and that will put your chicken in danger of being choked.
ROBODOC (2008)
STUDIO: Arts Alliance America
NUDES: Kellee Brandise (breasts), Brooke Newton (breasts)
THE SKINNY: Presented by National Lampoon, RoboDoc is a wacky medical send-up starring Kenny Babel as an ambulance-chasing malpractice attorney whose days may be numbered by the development of the titular android physician who never screws up. Alan Thicke and David Faustino costar, along with Michael Winslow (a.k.a. The Guy Who Could Do All Those Noises from the Police Academy movies). Amidst all the hospital-set hilariousness, watch for bust-out milk bombers from the very bosomy Brooke Newton and Kellee Brandise. Suffering from human dairy deprivation? RoboDoc will cure what ails you.
STONE (1974)
STUDIO: Severin Films
NUDES: Rebecca Gilling (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Ken Shorter stars as the titular badass in the Australian biker cult classic Stone. He’s a hard-bitten narcotics detective who goes undercover to investigate the serial slayings of members of the Grave Diggers Motorcycle Club. After being accepted by the ruffians, Stone’s cover is eventually blown and his allies turn on him in barbarically violent fashionso much so that they actually respect the beating he can take and instate him as a member of the gang. Amidst the ferocious hogs and the beasts who ride them, Rebecca Gilling stands out and strips down. Stone will get you feeling like one where it counts.
TRAILER PARK OF TERROR (2008)
STUDIO: Summit
NUDE: Hayley Marie Norman (left breast)
THE SKINNY: Trailer Park of Terror is a campy comic-book adaptation staring Nichole Hiltz as buxom hillbilly honey Norma, with all manner of sexual secrets and upwardly mobile ambitions. Into the midst of the camper-strewn patch of hayseed madness she calls home comes a busload of recovering addicts seeking shelter from a storm after their bus breaks down. One lunacy leads to another, and suddenly the titular locale is overrun with redneck zombies. Flesh eating ensues, as does a bit of flesh baring, specifically from Hayley Marie Norman.
VICE (2008)
STUDIO: Genius
NUDES: Sandra-Jessica Couturier (breasts) (Picture-1), Brenda Matthews (breasts) (Picture-1), Justine Warrington (breasts) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: It’s not Vice Squad, Hollywood Vice Squad, or Miami Vice (the TV show or the movie). No, this is just Vice, starring Michael Madsen, Mikelti Williamson, and Darryl Hannah. Madsen plays Max, a cop turned grieving widower whose undercover heroin sting operation goes kablooey, and it looks like one of his men stole the dope. That’s when it’s time to kick a lot of ass andthanks to Sandra-Jessica Couturier, Brenda Matthews, Justine Warrington, and othersto show a lot of tits too. When it comes to nudity, Vice is nice.
WATERWORLD: EXTENDED EDITION (1995)
STUDIO: Universal
NUDES: Jeanne Tripplehorn (butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Waterworld (1995) is wet. All wet. Wet, wet, wet. That's because, after some kind of apocalypse, Earth as We Once Knew It disappeared and was replaced by a globe entirely covered by oceans. And upon these ceaseless seas, Kevin Costner, as The Mariner, sails about in search of a mythical mass of dry land called, appropriately, Dry Land. Along the way he picks up drifters Jeanne Tripplehorn and some little kid, while Dennis Hopper's tobacco-fueled pirates known as The Smokers complicate the journey.
WHAT WE DO IS SECRET (2007)
STUDIO: Peace Arch
NUDE: Bijou Phillips (breasts, butt)
THE SKINNY: The biopic What We Do Is Secret follows the life of iconic punk rocker Darby Crash, frontman for the legendary Germs, who killed himself with a heroin overdose one day before John Lennon was murdered. Shane West is Darby, and his bandmates Pat Smear and Lorna Doom are played by Rick Gonzales and Bijou Phillips. Bijou bares butt and brief boob as Shane walks in on her having sex, proving that what we do isn’t really all that secret.
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS (2008)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDES: Jenna Jameson (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Shamron Moore (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Roxy Saint (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: After the U.S. government develops a zombie-making serum to re-use casualties of war, they accidentally allow it to leak into a strip club, where it turns all the topless dancers, including Shamron Moore, Roxy Saint, and porn queen Jenna Jameson, into undead revenants ravenous for human flesh. There’s wall-to-wall nudity to supplement the gags and gore in Zombie Strippers, and horror legend Robert Englund even makes an appearance. What’s not to rub?
