Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of March 3, 2009.
AUSTRALIA (2008)
STUDIO: 20th Century Fox
NUDE: Nicole Kidman (right breast)
THE SKINNY: Down Under natives Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman star in the historical epic Australia, directed by their fellow countryman Baz Luhrman. Kidman plays a British noblewoman who inherits a massive ranch, and, in order to keep possession of it, she teams with roughneck Jackman to drive thousands of cattle over brutal terrain. Their adventures along the way include being bombed by the Japanese at the dawn of World War II and Nicole unveiling her right knocker as the unlikely partners ultimately go at it in the sack. Nicole nude in Australia will put your shrimp on the barbie.
DOROTHY MILLS (2008)
STUDIO: Weistein Co.
NUDE: Jenn Murray (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Jenn Murray is Dorothy Mills, a teenager in a small Irish village who tried to kill a baby, and Carice van Houten is Jane Van Dopp, the psychiatrist assigned to evaluate her in the mystery thriller Dorothy Mills. After examining the girl, Jane diagnoses her with multiple personality disorder but is thrown for a loop when her patient begins speaking in the voice of Jane’s dead son. In one scene, one or another of Dorothy’s personalities decides to flash her rack at the driver of the car she’s riding in. That’s the personality she should stick with.
IOWA (2005)
STUDIO: Koch
NUDE: Diane Foster (FFN, lesbian) (Picture-), Amanda Tepe (breasts, lesbian) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Matt Farnsworth wrote, directed, and starred in Iowa, the story of a couple whose experimentation with methamphetamine soon leads them to build their own home lab to manufacture the drug. Amidst all the quick-cut drug montages, sliced fingers, and meth binges, there is plenty of nudity, including a topless lesbian makeout featuring goth stripper Amanda Tepe. And while supporting rack-tress Rosanna Arquette keeps her bra on, star Diane Foster goes full frontal . . . and with a basketball in her belly! Iowa will have you grabbing your corn cob and shucking yourself!
RED SANDS (2009)
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Sarah Doolan (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Red Sands chronicles a platoon of seven soldiers in Afghanistan who seem to be dying of boredom in the middle of the desert. Excitement arrives after one of the grunts blasts a statue and a mysterious woman known only as The Shape (Mercedes Masohn) wanders in among them. One by one, the soldiers experience hallucinations and suffer bizarre deaths at the hand of the ancient evil they unwittingly unleashed. Brightening Red Sands’s dark tale of war-torn horror is Sarah Doolan, who busts out her pink glands.
THE SCRATCH (2009)
STUDIO: Maverick
NUDE: Colleen Parker (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Jason Adkins is bored private eye Jake in the heist flick The Scratch. When Jake decides to make some money by getting involved in a scheme to rescue a kidnapped hacker with some very valuable information, he soon gets way over his head and the affair turns deadly. Along with all the intrigue and betrayal, The Scratch also provides a modicum of nudity in the form of video-game voiceover babe Colleen Parker’s B-cups. Colleen, who plays Jake’s lady, will make you lean closer to the screen when she doffs her top before getting down to some nasty business. The Scratch will give you an itch in your pants!
