Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of January 27, 2009.
GETTING LUCKY (1990)
STUDIO: Troma
NUDES: Lezlie Z. McCraw (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1), Jean Stewart (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Nerdy Bill (Steven Cooke) thinks he’s hit the jackpot when he finds a drunk leprechaun named Lepkey (Garry Kluger) in the teen sex comedy Getting Lucky. Bill, a do-gooder at heart, wants to marry high-school-cheerleading babe Krissi (Lezlie Z. McCraw) and open up a health clinic and asks Lepkey to help him with his wish-granting abilities. But Lepkey’s powers are a little off, and Bill has to deal with poorly granted wishes as well as thuggish jock Tony (Rick McDowell). We get TA from Lezlie and all three B’s from Jean Stewart. Now that’s lucky.
GUTTERBALLS (2008)
STUDIO: TLA Releasing
NUDES: Candice Lewald (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Stephanie Schacter (breasts) (Picture-1), Danielle Munro (FFN, butt) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Writer-director Ryan Nicholson (Live Feed) continues to shine as one of modern horror's most noteworthy talents on the rise with the uproarious and over-the-top gory-ous Gutterballs. Few other filmmakers, now or ever, could milk so much entertainment out of an insanely sadistic. The deviant doings of Gutterballs go down in an all-night disco bowl-o-rama, where two groups of teens attempt to throw strikes, while a sneaky slasher picks the players off. Lest anyone think Gutterballs only satiates on the violence front, consider the naked presence of Candice Lewald, Danielle Munro, and Stephanie Schacter. Those bare-naked bombshells will put a nine pin in your pants.
PRIDE AND GLORY (2008)
STUDIO: New Line Cinema
NUDE: Raquel Jordan (breasts, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The crime drama Pride and Glory stars Ed Norton as Jimmy Egan, a straight-laced cop whose investigation of police corruption leads him to his brother-in-law (Colin Farrell), the scion of a respected family of cops that includes his powerful father (Jon Voigt). Egan must choose whether or not to pursue an investigation that could upend not only his family but the entire police department. Brunette babe Raquel Jordan shows skin twice in Pride and Glory, and we get to see her backside and top story!
PRIVATE PRACTICES: THE STORY OF A SEX SURROGATE (1986)
STUDIO: Zeitgeist
NUDE: Maureen Sullivan (FFN, breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The skin-filled documentary Private Practices: The Story of a Sex Surrogate profiles selfless psychotherapist and candidate for sainthood Maureen Sullivan, who is a professional sex partner for men who are having problems with intimacy. In the dark ages before Viagra, Cialis, and Craigslist, men like 25-year-old virgin Kipper and 45-year-old divorced dad John had no way to resolve their issues and turned to women like Maureen to walk them through the process at an hourly rate. We get to see Maureen’s privates in practice repeatedly as she does her naked ministrations. You’ll need a prescription for Kleenex.
REDNECK ZOMBIES: 20th ANNIVERSARY EDITION (1987)
STUDIO: Troma
NUDE: Joan Murphy (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: As the title suggests, the horror comedy Redneck Zombies features a town full of hillbillies who become ravenous cannibalistic undead creatures when a batch of moonshine contaminated with radioactive waste makes the rounds. And when a group of seven tenderfoot hikers wanders into their midst, the redneck zombies have found their prey. Along with cannibalism, dismemberment, and gore, the movie also features the naked breasts of Joan Murphy. Yee-haw!
VOODOO DOLLZ (2008)
STUDIO: Retromedia
NUDES: Syren (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Kitty Katzu (FFN, butt), Beverly Lynne (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Charlie Laine (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Christine Nguyen (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Monique Parent (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Nicole Sheridan (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: B-movie maestro Fred Olen Ray (Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Evil Toons) sprinkles his sexploitation mastery all over the supernatural softcore romp Voodoo Dollz. The title arises from the fact that male porn star Voodoo possesses the only penis in a cast comprised otherwise of naked nubile women. Asian sensation Christine Nguyen leads the ladies as a teen booted from boarding school after getting busted for lesbian liaisons. At her next learning academy, Christine gets bedazzled by neophyte black-magic practitioner Maria (Charlie Laine), who uses a mystical doll to cast all manner of erotic spells on teachers, classmates, and anyone else who looks great in the buff. Voodoo Dollz will really give you something to play with.
