Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of July 21, 2009.
300 (2006)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Kelly Craig (breasts, butt) (), Lena Headey (breasts) (Picture)
The blood-soaked, highly stylized international blockbuster 300 (2006) chronicles ancient Spartan musclemen numbering in the titular figure as they lay spectacular waste to thousands upon thousands of Persian marauders during the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) leads Sparta's most buff in their multi-color combat against the armies of King Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro). Based on a graphic novel by comic-book genius Frank Miller, 300 is saved from being an epic sausage fest by a freaky-kinky all-girl orgy, Kelly Craig as the trippy-hot Oracle Girl, and perfect 10 Lena Headey, whose topless shots are heady indeed.
Midnight Express (1978)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Sony
NUDE: Irene Miracle (breasts) (Picture)
Bringing the phrase “Turkish prisons” into common parlance, the Oliver Stone-penned fact-based drama Midnight Express (1978) tells the story of Billy Hayes, a U.S. citizen vacationing in Turkey who was sentenced to thirty years in prison after authorities found two kilos of hashish taped to his body. After barely surviving his hellish imprisonment, Billy finally put on a guard’s uniform and walked out through the front door. During visiting hours, Billy’s girlfriend Susan (Irene Miracle) opens up her shirt and presses her rack against the dividing glass to give Billy some spank fodder. They’ve got some nice pressed hams in Turkey!
The Ring Finger (2005)
STUDIO: Strand
NUDE: Olga Kurylenko (FFN, butt) (Picture)
In the 2005 French drama The Ring Finger, Ukrainian babian Olga Kurylenko plays Iris, a young woman who takes a job at a laboratory where mysterious things are happening and winds up having an affair with her boss. Ms. Kurylenko is anything but bashful, showing her perfect pair of bouldas, her post-Soviet seat meat, and the carefully trimmed landing strip on her sputnik.
The Unknown Woman (2006)
STUDIO: Image
NUDE: Claudia Gerini (FFN), Kseniya Rappoport (FFN, butt)
Kseniya Rappoport is Irena, a former Ukrainian sex slave who contrives to get herself hired as a nanny for a rich Italian family in the mystery thriller The Unknown Woman (2006). Between flashbacks to her days as a hooker, Irena becomes more and more sadistic and finally begins torturing the children she has been hired to care for. This kinky flick also features lots of SM scenes and good looks at Kseniya’s ksans, ksunt, and ksaboose. The unknown woman? More like the unclothed woman!
Watchmen (2009)Blu-Ray
STUDIO: Warner Bros.
NUDE: Malin Akerman (breasts, butt) (Picture), Tara Frederick (breasts)
Based on the acclaimed graphic novel of the same name, the big-budget blockbuster Watchmen (2009) tells the story of conflicted superheroes, including sexy Silk Spectre II (Malin Akerman), godlike Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup), misanthropic Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley), the libertine and mercenary Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), and mild-mannered Nite Owl II (Patrick Wilson). When a mysterious someone begins murdering their fellow costumed crime fighters, they begin to uncover a shocking conspiracy. Malin Akerman gets naked three times, baring both boobs and butt, and that’s something to watch, men!
