Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of December 2, 2008.
BEAUTIFUL OHIO (2006)
STUDIO: IFC
NUDE: Michelle Trachtenberg (butt) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Set in the 1970s, Beautiful Ohio follows the progress and pitfalls of teenage math genius Clive Messerman (David Call) and his kid brother William (Brett Davern), who both idolizes and is put off by his older sibling. The Messerman boys' parents are played by William Hurt and Rita Wilson. Michelle Trachtenberg portrays Sandra, Clive's girlfriend, who is so taken with his intellect that she can barely keep her clothes onand, in fact, she doesn't! Michelle puts the big O in Beautiful Ohio.
THE BOOK OF REVELATION (2006)
STUDIO: Image
NUDES: Zoe Naylor (FFN, thong) (Picture-1), Odette Joannidis (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Tom Long is Daniel, a modern dancer, in the artsy erotic thriller The Book of Revelation. In an episode right out of Too Close for Comfort, Daniel is abducted by three masked women, taken to a warehouse, and raped repeatedly with a dildo before being dumped on the street. After this traumatic experience, Daniel’s dancing days, as well as his relationship with his girlfriend, fellow dancer Bridget (Anna Torv), are over. Happily, Zoe Naylor, one of the masked women, identifiable by a birthmark on her ass, shows all three B’s before strapping on a big plastic dong. “And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.” Rev 17:5.
THE GROCER’S SON (2007)
STUDIO: Film Movement
NUDE: Clotilde Hesme (left breast) (Picture-)
THE SKINNY: Nicolas Cazal is Antoine Sforza, a man who returns to his boyhood village after his father suffers a stroke in The Grocer’s Son. With his father unable to do so, Antoine has to take over his duties as a grocer but soon finds himself at odds with the locals and his family. As his girlfriend, Claire, Clotilde Hesme flashes some titty briefly.
KING OF SORROW (2006)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDE: Lara Daans (FFN, butt) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The crime drama King of Sorrow stars Kim Coates as Detective Steve Serrano, a cop who is secretly a violent vigilante haunted by his dark past. When he gets his psychiatrist girlfriend (Lara Daans) pregnant, Serrano has to decide whether or not to tell her about his secret. There’s nothing sorrowful about seeing all three B’s from Lara Daans. In fact, it’s downright joyful!
THE NUNS: NEW YORK VAMPIRES (2008)
STUDIO: Redemption Films
NUDE: Jennifer Miro (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Nuns: New YorkVampires is a documentary-cum-video-compilation centered on legendary shock-rockers The Nuns. Beginning in San Francisco’s late-1970s punk and New Wave underground, The Nuns have evolved through periodic explosions (and a move to Manhattan) into a high-kink, darkly Gothic BDSM circus of the perverse. New York Vampires, which comes (hard) courtesy of the Satanic saints at Redemption Films, plunges you smack into The Nuns’ thirty-year journey with an unflinching focus on every over-the-top(less), freakishly fetishistic moment and tantalizingly torrid triumph.
PSYCHIC KILLER (1975)
STUDIO: DarkSkyFilms.com
NUDE: Mary Charlotte Wilcox (breasts, butt)
THE SKINNY: One of the 1970s’ most effective ESP horror flicks, Psychic Killer casts veteran actor Jim Hutton (in his final role) as Arnold Masters, a regular Joe wrongly convicted of murder. Once Arnold gets word that his mother has died from neglect, he dedicates his time in lock-up to conquering the black art of astral projection, enabling him to take revengefrom a safe distanceagainst all those who have made his life a living hell. In the midst of all the Psychic mayhem, bone up to witness Mary Charlotte Wilcox get what’s coming to her in a scalding shower. That’s naked justice!
SEX MACHINE (2005)
STUDIO: Sacrament
NUDES: Rinako Hirasawa (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Minami Aiyama (FFN) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The Japanese sex comedy Sex Machine stars Mutsuo Yoshioka as the titular sex machine, Hiroshi Misaki. Hiroshi’s erotic adventures are the occasion for tons of nudity from Asian eyefuls Minami Aiyama, who goes full frontal, and Rinako Hirasawa, who shows off her breasts, ass, and bush and even has a topless lesbian make-out in a graveyard. A strange saga, indeed!
TWO TIGERS (2007)
STUDIO: Lions Gate
NUDES: Andrea Osvrt (breasts) (Picture-1), Selena Khoo (breasts, butt, bush) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Two Tigers is a bombastic action romp set in Shanghai in which the lives of blonde secret agent Gilda (Andrea Osvrt) and Chinese call girl Lin (Selena Khoo) collide with combustive force. Each of these ferociously sexy femmes is a trained expert in both the art of war and the art of lovemaking. These skills lead to numerous hyper-violent showdowns and, better still, a succession of scorchingly sensual nude scenes. Two Tigers will make your pants lion roar.
A WONDERFUL NIGHT IN SPLIT (2004)
STUDIO: First Run Pictures
NUDES: Nives Ivankovic (breasts) (Picture-1), Ivana Roscic (right breast) (Picture-1), Marija Skaricic (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Gangsta rapper Coolio stars in the black-and-white Croatian drama A Wonderful Night in Split. Directed by rising star Arsen A. Ostojic, the film follows three loosely connected narratives of drugs, sailors, teenage virgins, and prostitutes, set on New Year’s Eve in the desiccated ghetto of Split. But when Marija Skaricic doffs her top, it’s a wonderful sight of tit!
THE ZOMBIE DIARIES (2006)
STUDIO: Dimension Extreme
NUDES: Anna Blades (right breast) (Picture-1), uncredited actresses
THE SKINNY: Three groups of humans use video cameras to document what it’s like to survive an apocalyptic plague that turns dead bodies into shuffling, flesh-famished monsters in The Zombie Diaries. This rough-and-tumble British take on the standard “living corpse” scenario is inventive and scary, and it even packs sensual heat in the form of Anna Blades, whose naked knocker will raise the dead in your trousers.
