24 - Fiona Interrupted - 04/01/2012

The Gallagher matriarch is locked up in a mental institution after her suicide attempt, and Frank (William H. Macy) is desperate to break her out. With Debbie’s (Emma Kenney) help he manages to bust Monica (Chloe Webb) and her new carpet muncher friend, Jill (Jenna Elfman), out of the hospital, but is sadly disappointed when the two ladies run off together.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) wants nothing to do with her new baby and is outraged when she finds out her mother has taken the infant home to raise. Even though the baby is not his, Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is also in favor of Sheila (Joan Cusack) raising the baby, and Karen is eventually forced to leave the house. Lip has got better things in his life including Mandy Milkovich (Emma Greenwell) who flashes her milk bombs when she gets up out of bed to look for him.

With Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi) out of his life, Steve (Justin Chatwin) is free to go back to his true love, Fiona (Emmy Rossum), and she seems interested in picking up where they left off too. After he helps her clean up the mess left by Monica, they get busy in the bedroom and we get to see Fiona’s fetching funbags as he goes muff diving.  Shameless won’t leave you boneless!

23 - Just Like The Pilgrims Intended - 03/25/2012

When Monica (Chloe Webb) stops taking her medication, she falls into a deep depression and refuses to get out of bed for any reason. She is forced out to attend Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) Thanksgiving gathering, but midway through the meal she leaves the table to go slash her wrists in the kitchen. Fortunately Steve (Justin Chatwin) finds her in time and rushes her to the hospital.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) finally gives birth to her baby, and Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is shocked when the child is half Asian. When he tells the prospective parents they change their minds about adopting the infant, but Sheila (Joan Cusack) and Jody (Zach McGowan) decide to raise the baby themselves.

Marco (Thierre Di Castro) gets free from the storage container and is reunited with his love Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi). They make up for lost time by humping like bunnies while Lip and Steve watch from the next room. We’re just happy to be reunited with the sight of Estefania’s caboose, since its appearance makes us feel so good!

22 - A Great Cause - 03/18/2012

Now that Monica (Chloe Webb) is back, Fiona (Emmy Rossum) starts to make plans for her own future that don’t involve taking care of the kids all the time. That dream is short lived however when Monica finds the family’s rainy day money and spends it all on drugs, landing herself in jail. 

Mandy’s (Emma Greenwell) dad still has no idea that Ian (Cameron Monaghan) is gay and vandalizes the market Ian works at in retribution for possibly knocking up his daughter. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) tries to help Ian plant a gun on Mr. Milkovich which would send him back to prison for violating his parole, but they can’t pull the plan off. Mandy stops the rampage by admitting that the baby may be her father’s since he has a habit of coming into her room at night when he is drunk.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) is trying to get rid of his hot wife, Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi), so he can get back together with Fiona. After finding out that Estefania still has feelings for her long lost love, Marco (Thierre Di Castro), Steve sets up a plan to have Marco illegally brought into the US in a shipping container. Unfortunately when he goes to pick up the crate it has been delivered to the wrong port, and Marco may be trapped forever. In the meantime Estefania gets a spray tan out in the open living room and her bare body makes us wonder what Steve is thinking by trying to get rid of her. First she bares her perky rump to get treated and then turns around to show off her captivating chi-chis. That tanning nozzle isn’t the only thing spraying!

21 - Hurricane Monica - 03/11/2012

The Gallagher’s mom, Monica (Chloe Webb), has blown back into town and insists that she is here to stay this time. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) has her doubts, but Frank (William H. Macy) invites her back into the house to give their relationship another try. Monica does make good with Ian (Cameron Monaghan), who she takes out to his first gay bar so he can get over Mickey (Noel Fisher).

Karen (Laura Wiggins) has split up with Jody (Zach McGowan), and is shopping around for an adoptive family for her unborn baby. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) accompanies her to a potential couple’s house, and Karen immediately thinks dollar signs when she sees they own a Lexus.

Lip is still looking for a place to live after Fiona kicked him out for not attending school. He tries to live with Karen, who wants to charge him rent, and then he tries with Kevin and Veronica, who don’t want to get involved in the domestic dispute. He finally gets shelter from Fiona’s ex boyfriend Steve (Justin Chatwin), who is back in town with his hot new Portuguese wife Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi). She makes her introduction in only a booty-baring towel, which drops off her right pink-nipped pyramid when she shakes Lip's hand. She’ll have you doing the devil’s handshake!

16 - A Beautiful Mess - 01/29/2012

Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) hookup with a married man comes back to haunt her when he confesses his sins to his wife, Lucy Jo (Brit Morgan). The scorned Lucy Jo chases Fiona down and throws a milkshake at her head. Later she has her children stand near a busy intersection wearing signs that say “Fiona Gallagher Had Sex With Our Daddy”.

Frank (William H. Macy) attempts to scare Sheila (Joan Cusack) back into her agoraphobic ways, but her progress is not slowed down. He gets a great stroke of luck when an errant airplane part falls out of the sky onto Sheila’s lawn, terrifying her back inside.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) gets engaged to Jody (Zach McGowan), and Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is desperate to break them up. He enlists the help of neighborhood slut Mandy Milkovich (Emma Greenwell) to seduce Jody but she is unsuccessful. Karen reveals she is pregnant with Lip’s baby but wants nothing to do with him. Lip drowns his sorrows by banging Mandy like a cheap gong. Her perky peepers get plenty of airtime, against the wall then on the bed. It’s a boobiful day in the neighborhood!

15 - I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day - 01/22/2012

This episode starts out with a bang as Fiona (Emmy Rossum) dreams about doing the mattress jig with her high school crush, Craig.  It’s a dark scene, but Fiona’s first-class funbags are red hot. When Craig asks her out on a real date, the two spend the whole time flirting despite the fact that he’s married. On her way home, Fiona finds a bag full of cash on the train and uses it to take the family out to dinner.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) is still hooking up with Lip (Jeremy Allen White) despite formally dating her Sex Addicts sponsor Jody (Zach McGowan). Her dainty dairy pillows are dangling as she gets banged doggie style by Lip. Unfortunately, she tells him that it’s the last time since she thinks Jody is about to propose.

Frank’s (William H. Macy) plan to marry the terminal Dottie (Molly Price) to take her pension hits a snag when she tells him she wants it to go to her daughter. After he secretly interferes with her heart transplant, she accepts that she is going to die soon and asks Frank to speed up the process by boning her until her heart gives out. With the prospect of $2000 and a flat screen TV as a reward, Frank does the deed and Dottie’s ticker takes her out. Dottie’s delectable dumplings will make your heart-on explode!

14 - Summer Loving - 01/15/2012

Jasmine (Amy Smart) is still trying to hook Fiona (Emmy Rossum) up with a rich sugar daddy, but Fiona won’t date married men. The illegal daycare the family is running in their living room gets some extra help in the form of Paloma (Alicia Sixtos), a pregnant immigrant Frank (William H. Macy) rents his spare room to. Frank, still worried that Sheila (Joan Cusack) no longer needs him, sets up her possible replacement, Dottie. Dottie’s got a bad heart and collects social security so she just might be the perfect match for Frank. Karen (Laura Wiggins) is dating her Sex Addicts Anonymous sponsor Jody (Zach McGowan), but still finds time to do the horizontal hokey pokey with Lip (Jeremy Allen White). She uncovers her upper deck while getting sweaty on top of him.  We admit we are powerless over boobies!

13 - Summertime - 01/08/2012

Frank (William H. Macy) is still living/mooching with Sheila (Joan Cusack) and her daughter Karen (Laura Wiggins). Shelia is making great progress in defeating her agoraphobia, which is edging out Frank’s usefulness.

While he drowns his sorrows at the bar, Frank makes a $10,000 bet with a local dude (Marcus Brown) over whether he can get tasered and keep on standing. Frank loses the bet, and when he cannot produce the money, the guy kidnaps him and keeps Liam as collateral.

Kevin’s (Steve Howey) new foster daughter Ethel (Madison Davenport) has a green thumb, and her gift has left his weed crop growing out of control. Veronica (Shanola Hampton) finds out and forces him to destroy the excess to get rid of the liability.

When Fiona (Emmy Rossum) finds out that Liam is missing, all the kids get some cash together and demand that he be returned. They use some of the excess weed from Kevin to settle the rest of the debt.

Fiona has a new rich boyfriend, Adam (James Wolk), and after a night of partying the two head to the lakefront for a blanket drill. She cowgirls up and brandishes her buttery biscuits out in the open air.  Ridden hard and put away wet!

12 - Father Frank, Full Of Grace - 03/27/2011

Tony (Tyler Jacob Moore) bribes the detective in charge of Lip’s (Jeremy Allen White) car theft case to release him from jail. The first thing Lip does is visit Karen (Laura Wiggins), unaware that she slept with his father. She reveals her right roundie as they do the horizontal mambo. Afterwards she slinks around in her bra and panties trying to convince Lip she is no good for him.

Karen emails the video of her freaking with Frank (William H. Macy) to her father (Joel Murray), who immediately tries to kill him. When he is unsuccessful he ends up drowning himself in the lake out of shame. Lip finds out about the video and beats Frank senseless.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) is in danger of being arrested for car theft and he pleads with Fiona (Emmy Rossum) to run away with him to Costa Rica. Fiona thinks she is in love with Steve and packs her bags to go, but realizes at the last minute that she could never abandon her family and stays.  She meets with Jasmine (Amy Smart), who offers her a new job. We’ll find out next season if that job is assistant carpet muncher.

11 - Daddyz Girl - 03/20/2011

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Ian (Cameron Monaghan) go on a search for Ian’s real dad since Frank is not showing any signs of changing. Their mom hinted it might be one of Frank’s brothers but when they meet them, Frank doesn’t seem so bad after all.

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) goes to a mother’s event at Debbie’s school where she meets single mom Jasmine (Amy Smart). They cement their friendship by trying on clothes together in Jasmine’s bedroom. Fiona exposes her rib cushions while Jasmine rates the looks in her bra. Jasmine says goodbye with a quick kiss on Fiona’s lips. These ladies put the T&A in PTA!

Lip and Ian are driving around in a car that Steve stole for them, so when they get pulled over they are arrested for car theft.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) is out to get revenge on her dad Eddie (Joel Murray) for calling her a whore. A drugged-out Frank (William H. Macy) stumbles into her trap and ends up starring in a skin flick with Karen. She broadcasts her beautiful buns and boobage while riding Frank. World Wide Wank!

10 - Nana Gallagher Had An Affair - 03/13/2011

The kids' mom Monica (Chloe Webb) has moved back home but is incapable of doing any parenting. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is so upset that she moves out into the house next door and talks to a lawyer about getting guardianship of the youngest, Liam. Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) breaks his arm trying to jump a ramp in his backyard and Frank (William H. Macy) seizes the opportunity to frame the investigator that has been following him. Frank convinces Carl to ride his bike in front of the man who suspects him of disability fraud, and then claims the broken arm was from the crash.

Frank takes a DNA test to prove that Liam is his son but then finds out the Ian is not. Monica wants to take full custody of Liam, but the other kids convince her that his place is with them.

No nudity in this episode but Karen (Laura Wiggins) bares her angelic bod in pure white panties and bra. That will have you doing the devil’s handshake with your holy porker!

8 - It's Time to Kill the Turtle - 02/27/2011

After Frank (William H. Macy) wakes up in the emergency room again he gets an offer he can’t refuse- stay sober for 2 weeks for alcoholism researchers and he will get $3000. Frank is determined to stay sober until he gets that cash and the younger kids are loving the attention and affection.

Kevin (Steve Howey) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) decide to become foster parents but when their teen, Ethel (Madison Davenport), arrives as a refugee from a polygamous compound, Veronica is having second thoughts.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) gets a new boyfriend, Mickey (Noel Fisher), in addition to his current affair with his boss Kash. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) takes on a new job as a booby bar waitress and Steve is shown visiting his wealthy family and other girlfriend. He’s been lying about his identity all along.

Lucky Lip (Jeremy Allen White) discusses his relationship with topless Karen (Laura Wiggins) on the couch. Those are some cushions you don’t mind fluffing!

7 - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father - 02/20/2011

Frank (William H. Macy) needs money bad, as thugs are threatening to kill him if he cannot pay off his debt. He tries various schemes to raise some cash but finally decides the only way out is to fake his own death.

Shelia (Joan Cusack) gets a chance to babysit for Liam (Blake Alexander Johnson), which turns out to be a positive experience- so much so that afterwards she throws out her birth control pills.

New security cameras installed in the store catch Kash (Pej Vahdat) and Ian (Cameron Monaghan) in the act. Surprisingly Kash’s wife Linda (Marguerite Moreau) agrees to keep it secret as long as Kash gets her pregnant again.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) makes a big move on Fiona (Emmy Rossum) by taking her to an expensive hotel for some R&R. Fiona bares her buoys and buns when she goes skinny dipping in the pool. That’ll get your jets pumping!

6 - Killer Carl - 02/13/2011

Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) brings home a letter from school that says he is out of control and in need of a parent-teacher conference. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is reluctant to send unreliable Frank so she goes herself, but the principal refuses to see her since she is not his parent.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) has been running a side business taking SAT tests for other students and selling book reports. An ETS investigator suspects Lip of cheating, but when he gives him a new test Lip scores perfectly again.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) ends up solving the Carl problem by selling the disagreeable principal some discounted weed.

Later at home Steve and Fiona test out their mattress’s strength by bouncing her balloons and butt all over it.  Mr. Skin wouldn’t mind a pillow fight with those fluffy funbags!

5 - Three Boys - 02/06/2011

Kevin (Steve Howey) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) are in no rush to get married until they learn that Veronica’s Dad left her an inheritance to be received upon her marriage. They set up a sham marriage in the bar and deal with Veronica’s crazy brother coming into town for the wedding, only to find out the dowry is a $500 bond.

Frank (William H. Macy) gets tested for cancer after a doctor finds that he is in possession of a third testicle, but everything comes back normal. As normal as 3 balls can be, anyway.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) plans to spend a weekend alone with Kash (Pej Vahdat) after his wife and kids go out of town, but when he arrives it doesn’t feel right and he leaves early.

Veronica is lounging topless in bed with Kev when she decides that there isn’t any real reason they have to get married. With those puffy pillows she’ll always be right!

4 - Casey Casden - 01/30/2011

A 3-year-old has gone missing in the family’s neighborhood, and Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is horrified to find out that her little sister Debbie (Emma Kenney) has kidnapped him. Apparently she wanted a baby of her own to play with. Now the Gallaghers must find a way to return the kid without getting in trouble. The family ends up planning to have the lost kid “found” and returned by Debbie. This earns Debbie a cash reward, which the family uses to buy a new water heater.

Next door, things are going great for Veronica (Shanola Hampton) as she takes a pony ride on Kev’s (Steve Howey) saddle horn. Those milk cans can solve any problem!

Sheila’s (Joan Cusack) husband Eddie (Joel Murray) has returned home after discovering he can’t support himself alone. Their daughter Karen (Laura Wiggins) acts out against her Dad’s return by trying to seduce Frank (William H. Macy). Frank gets a look at her sudsy suckers when she surprises him by lounging nude in the tub when he comes in to use the bathroom. Sweater puppies make bath time so much more fun!

3 - Aunt Ginger - 01/23/2011

The Gallagher family gets a visitor from the Inspector General’s office, who has come to check up on Aunt Ginger. Unfortunately Aunt Ginger died of an overdose a decade ago and Frank (William H. Macy) buried her in the backyard so he could keep cashing her social security checks. The search is on to find a replacement Aunt Ginger and Frank gets lucky when he finally finds a woman (Gloria LeRoy) with dementia at a nursing home who can fill the part. They borrow her for a few hours, enough to convince investigator Abby (Jillian Armenante) that Ginger is still alive and well.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) tells his schoolmate Mandy (Jane Levy) that he is gay and she agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend to cover up his true identity.

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) tries to get over Steve (Justin Chatwin) by accepting a date with cop Tony (Tyler Jacob Moore). After a benefit dinner date Fiona lets Tony frisk her in his cop car. Great view of her bouncing bullets as she rides her man.  That’ll have you giving up a DNA sample!

2 - Frank the Plank - 01/16/2011

Frank’s (William H. Macy) gone missing and the Gallagher kids band together to find him. When calling hospitals and bars turns up nothing they start searching through the parks hoping to find his body.

Turns out Frank is alive but in jail in Toronto. Steve (Justin Chatwin) was traveling to Canada to deliver a stolen car and dumped him there passed out drunk, in an attempt to improve Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) life. Fiona is furious and Steve has to sneak Frank back into the country.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Fiona convince Frank that he is bringing the whole family down with his constant drinking. Frank tries to do the noble thing by finding a new place to crash- with his recently single neighbor Sheila (Joan Cusack). Sheila brings over her cups of sugar in a red satin bra to negotiate a safe word for sexy times with Frank.

All the neighbors love to take it off and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) is making some extra money streaming video of her doing topless chores around her house. Her latest wank video involves her ironing laundry with her glorious glands out in the air. She doesn’t need starch to make your pants stiff!

1 - Pilot - 01/09/2010

Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy) lives in Chicago with his 6 kids, all crammed into one tiny place. He spends all his money on liquor and the family is hard up for cash.

The teenage Gallagher boys, Ian (Cameron Monaghan) and Philip, aka “Lip” (Jeremy Allen White), have personal troubles of their own. Lip is hooking up with the girl he is tutoring in science, while Ian is having a secret affair with his married boss Kash (Pej Vahdat), a convenience store owner.

Their neighbors Veronica (Shanola Hampton) and Kevin (Steve Howey) have kinky tendencies and we get a glimpse of Veronica’s twin peaks trussed up in an S&M costume. Whip it real good!

The eldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum) works several jobs but spends her free time nightclubbing. As Fiona dances at a club her purse is stolen, and good guy Steve (Justin Chatwin) tries to catch the thief. He comes up empty handed but his bravery is rewarded with hanky panky on her kitchen sink. Feisty Fiona flashes her left funbag and seat meat as she shags Steve across her kitchen. That will get your bacon sizzlin!