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Shameless (2011 -  ) Episode Guide & Nude Scenes

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  • Genres: Comedy, Drama
  • AKA: Shameless USA
  • AKA: Shameless (US)
  • Premiere Date: January 9th, 2011
  • Network: Showtime
  • Country: USA

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Showtime turns the Windy City into the Skin-dy City with its remake of the popular British series Shameless. William H. Macy stars as the alcoholic patriarch of the Gallagher clan, a working class family willing to use any means necessary to keep afloat. Oldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum) shoulders most of the responsibility for raising the kids, but is too explosively vivacious not … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review

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Celeb Nudity Description Clips Pics
Emily Bergl as Sammi Nude butt 2 7
Nichole Bloom as Amanda Nude breasts 2 9
Taylor Cardace as Nude breasts, butt 1 12
Joan Cusack as Sheila Jackson Sexy underwear 1 3
Emma Greenwell as Mandy Milkovich Nude breasts, butt 8 34
Shanola Hampton as Veronica Nude breasts 9 30
Molly Price as Dottie Nude+NBD* body double, breasts, bush, butt 2 6
Emmy Rossum as Fiona Gallagher Nude breasts, butt 14 53
Laura Wiggins as Karen Jackson Nude breasts, butt 6 19
Stephanie Fantauzzi as Estefania Nude breasts, butt 6 22
Isidora Goreshter as Svetlana NEW - Nude breasts, butt 2 15
Lisa Long as Scotty Nude breasts 2 6
Virginia Morris as Mrs. Bergdoll Nude breasts, bush 1 4
Amy Smart as Jasmine Sexy underwear 1 2
Galadriel Stineman as Wendy Nude breasts 1 5

Emily Bergl … Sammi

Episode: "A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin" (Feb 23rd, 2014)

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Quick bit of butt from Emily Bergl when she strips down to underwear to get William Macy in the shower.

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Nichole Bloom … Amanda

Episode: "A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin" (Feb 23rd, 2014)

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Nichole Bloom is interrupted while changing shirts, and we get a quick flash of funbag before she yanks the new one on.

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Episode: "The Legend of Bonnie and Carl" (Mar 16th, 2014)

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Nichole shucks her shirt to show off her perfect pair...and we're not talking about her glasses.

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Taylor Cardace

Episode: "My Oldest Daughter" (Jan 19th, 2014)

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Taylor shows some sweet T&A while she aggressively rides her dude.

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Emma Greenwell … Mandy Milkovich

Episode: "A Beautiful Mess" (Jan 29th, 2012)

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Emma is banging the eldest Gallagher Son in his bedroom, first up against the wall, then in bed, showing her breasts along the entire way.

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Episode: "Fiona Interrupted" (Apr 1st, 2012)

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Quick breasts from Emma as she gets out of bed to find out where her guy went.

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Episode: "The American Dream" (Jan 20th, 2013)

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Emma shows off her butt as she is wearing a shirt, but no pants, walking around the Gallagher house. Emmy orders her to put pants on.

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Episode: "May I Trim Your Hedges?" (Jan 27th, 2013)

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Emma shows off her breasts while Lip is going down on her. Then when she goes to give him a blow job, showing breasts and butt, she realizes that he cheated on her, so she gets up and leaves.

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Episode: "The Helpful Gallaghers" (Feb 10th, 2013)

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Emma shows her breasts while bouncing up and down on her guy, Lip.

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Episode: "Frank the Plumber" (Mar 17th, 2013)

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Emma briefly shows her right breast and her butt while getting it on with Lip.

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Episode: "Order Room Service" (Mar 31st, 2013)

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Emma drops her towel and stands topless for her boyfriend.

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Episode: "Strangers on a Train" (Feb 2nd, 2014)

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Emma takes off her top, unveiling tits so fine her dude is done in three seconds flat.

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Shanola Hampton … Veronica

Episode: "Pilot" (Jan 9th, 2010)

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Shanola quickly gives us a look at both breasts while having some rough sex with her guy.

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Episode: "Frank the Plank" (Jan 16th, 2011)

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Amazing, choco-nipply boobage from this babe as she irons, topless. You'll know tit from Shanola!

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Episode: "Casey Casden" (Jan 30th, 2011)

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Shanola gives us a look at her rack as she rides her boyfriend in bed.

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Episode: "Three Boys" (Feb 6th, 2011)

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Shanola is topless while lounging in bed with her boyfriend, talking about whether they should get married or not.

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Episode: "El Gran Cañon" (Jan 13th, 2013)

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Tit from Shanola as she performs a skinterracial sex show for her webcam. Now if she'd just show her deep south!

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Episode: "The Helpful Gallaghers" (Feb 10th, 2013)

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Shanola gives us some great looks at her breasts as she is riding her guy in bed, then we get more looks as she sits upside down on the floor to help the baby-making process.

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Episode: "The Helpful Gallaghers" (Feb 10th, 2013)

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Shanola shows off her rack once again while banging her guy in bed.

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Episode: "Cascading Failures" (Feb 24th, 2013)

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Shanola briefly shows her right breast while trying to arouse her guy.

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Episode: "Frank the Plumber" (Mar 17th, 2013)

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We get to see Shanola's outstanding rack as she is wearing a sexy nurse's outfit, filming a "gimp porn" scene with her boyfriend.

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Molly Price … Dottie

Episode: "Summer Loving" (Jan 15th, 2012)

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BODY DOUBLE: Get a keyhole eye view as Bill Macy peeps in an sees Molly's double bare frontal and fanny-cakes.

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Episode: "I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day" (Jan 22nd, 2012)

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Molly Price shows off her rack during and after sex with Bill Macy. Unfortunately, Macy screws her to death. Literally.

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Emmy Rossum … Fiona Gallagher

Episode: "Pilot" (Jan 9th, 2010)

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Emmy shows her first ever nudity, exposing her left breast and butt while getting it on in the kitchen, with some guy she picked up at a bar.

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Episode: "Aunt Ginger" (Jan 23rd, 2011)

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Emmy shows off her rack while riding a policeman in his car outside of a church. Unfortunately they have to stop because a bunch of kids come running out of the church.

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Episode: "Killer Carl" (Feb 13th, 2011)

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Emmy bounces up and down on top of her guy, showing both breasts, then butt and more breasts as he flips her over so he can be on top.

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Episode: "Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father" (Feb 20th, 2011)

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Emmy dazzles us with more nudity. Check out her great rack and butt while skinny dipping in a pool with her guy.

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Episode: "Daddyz Girl" (Mar 20th, 2011)

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Emmy gives us a great look at her golden globes while trying on some clothes in her bedroom with new BFF, Amy Smart, who is only in a bra.

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Episode: "Summertime" (Jan 8th, 2012)

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Emmy starts off season 2 with some great rackage both during and after sex with her guy on the Chicago shoreline.

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Episode: "I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day" (Jan 22nd, 2012)

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Emmy gives us a brief look at her breasts while dreaming about doing her high school crush. Unfortunately she is woken up by her little sis.

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Episode: "Fiona Interrupted" (Apr 1st, 2012)

Episode: "The American Dream" (Jan 20th, 2013)

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Emmy shows off her rack while she is in the shower, but she quickly exits after her boyfriend walks in and starts taking a dump.

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Episode: "The Sins Of My Caretaker" (Feb 17th, 2013)

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Emmy briefly shows both breasts while she is in the bedroom with her guy.

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Episode: "Simple Pleasures" (Jan 12th, 2014)

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See hints of Emmy's rockin' rack as a guy thrusts on top of her, then an unhindered view of her perfect pair as she lies in bed afterwards.

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Episode: "Strangers on a Train" (Feb 2nd, 2014)

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Emmy keeps her bra on for a sex scene, but her left breast still manages to pop out.

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Episode: "The Legend of Bonnie and Carl" (Mar 16th, 2014)

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Emmy Rossum looks awesome in the shower, then flashes right funbag and more butt while getting dressed.

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Laura Wiggins … Karen Jackson

Episode: "Casey Casden" (Jan 30th, 2011)

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Laura gives us an outstanding look at her breasts while she is in the tub, trying to entice William H. Macy and make him feel uncomfortable.

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Episode: "It's Time to Kill the Turtle" (Feb 27th, 2011)

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Laura looks hot as can be, showing both breasts while making out with her guy on the couch, as they talk about their relationship. Unfortunately, they are forced to get dressed when Emmy Rossum busts in on them.

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Episode: "Daddyz Girl" (Mar 20th, 2011)

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Laura shows left breast and butt while doing a live web cast of her riding William H. Macy, so she can get back at her Dad.

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Episode: "Summer Loving" (Jan 15th, 2012)

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Laura rides her guy in bed, showing off her breasts and butt as they talk and screw.

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Episode: "I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day" (Jan 22nd, 2012)

Stephanie Fantauzzi … Estefania

Episode: "Hurricane Monica" (Mar 11th, 2012)

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Stephanie gives us a brief look at her butt and right breast as she drops her towel while greeting a guest.

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Episode: "A Great Cause" (Mar 18th, 2012)

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The focus may be on the guys talking, but your focus should be on Stephanie, showing her breasts and butt as she gets spray tanned in the background.

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Episode: "El Gran Cañon" (Jan 13th, 2013)

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Stephanie shows her butt under her nightgown as her Father arrives, but the mood quickly turns when her Dad shoots her boyfriend in the head. At least we see her butt along the way.

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Episode: "May I Trim Your Hedges?" (Jan 27th, 2013)

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Stephanie shows her left breast as she uses a guy's injured hand to get her off.

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Episode: "The Sins Of My Caretaker" (Feb 17th, 2013)

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Stephanie shows her fantastic butt while laying on her stomach, then shows brief left breast and more butt as she climbs on to her guy.

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Episode: "A Long Way From Home" (Mar 3rd, 2013)

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Stephanie disrobes for her guy, showing off her breasts and outstanding butt, and we continue to see her behind as she walks up a long flight of stairs.

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Isidora Goreshter … Svetlana

Episode: "Cascading Failures" (Feb 24th, 2013)

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Isidora plays a Russian prostitute who is called upon to bang the gay out of a young guy. It seems to work.

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Episode: "Lazarus" (Apr 6th, 2014)

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Isidora's icbms are ready to launch as she strips down and straps on for her gay husband! Now that's what we call Shameless!

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Lisa Long … Scotty

Episode: "Civil Wrongs" (Mar 24th, 2013)

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Lisa shows off her huge cans as she takes her clothes off and starts to get it on with Bill Macy.

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Episode: "Civil Wrongs" (Mar 24th, 2013)

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More boobage from Lisa as she is riding Bill Macy in bed.

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Virginia Morris … Mrs. Bergdoll

Episode: "There's the Rub" (Feb 9th, 2014)

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Virginia gives some kids quite a fright, and she gives us quite a delight, when she flashes full nudity.

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Galadriel Stineman … Wendy

Episode: "The Helpful Gallaghers" (Feb 10th, 2013)

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Galadriel Stineman goes topless in order to please some cancer kids that she is a counselor for at a special camp for sick kids. Unfortunately the camp director finds them and she runs off.

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Season 4 Episode 12 - Lazarus - 04/06/2014

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) gets out of prison after passing a test her parole officer (Regina King) set up for her. She even sets Fiona up with a new job with Charlie Peters (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), who has offered to go to her Narcotics Anonymous meetings with her. Everything seems to be going well until a stranger shows up at her door. It turns out that Steve/Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) isn't dead after all. Fiona's old flame is alive and well and even has a new name, Jack. As to what he's up to, we'll have to wait until next season to find out.

Frank (William H. Macy) wakes up from his bender to discover that he and Sheila (Joan Cusack) are now married. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Amanda (Nichole Bloom) are turning into a real couple, but Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) is single again. The best scene of the episode came courtesy of Mickey (Noel Fisher) who returns to the Alibi Room for the first time since coming out, and is surprised to be welcomed back with open arms. He even gets kinky with Svetlana (Isidora Goreshter) who wears a strap-on for him, and bares her boppers in the process! Who cares if she's packing heat, those ta-tas are to die for!

Season 4 Episode 9 - The Legend of Bonnie and Carl - 03/16/2014

The best way for any episode of Shameless to start is with a Fiona (Emmy Rossum) nude scene, which is exactly what we get here! Reinvigorated and ready to meet with her parole officer, Fiona jumps in the shower and shows off her hoots and glutes while getting clean! It's been a few episodes since we've seen her nude, so this was a fantastic way to kick off this week's show!

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is still in protective mode when it comes to Liam, taking the young boy with him everywhere he goes. The first place he takes him is to his dorm room before he has to get him to class, and Amanda (Nichole Bloom) is there once again. She claims that Lip only came to the room before class to see if she would be there, and teases him by removing her shirt and baring her breasts! Just then, Ron (Adam Cagley) comes into the room, but has no reaction to seeing his girlfriend topless with his roommate! In fact, he reveals later that he was relieved to have her off of his back for once!

Season 4 Episode 7 - A Jailbird, Invalid, Martyr, Cutter, Retard, and Parasitic Twin - 02/23/2014

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is out of jail, and the family is getting ready for a visit from a social worker who will be checking on the living conditions following baby Liam's accidental ingestion of cocaine. The family is begging Frank (William H. Macy) to stop smoking weed in the house in anticipation of this visit, but he seems incapable of grasping anything anymore. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) has begun feeling very protective of young Liam, taking him with him to his dorm room where they are surprised to find Amanda (Nichole Bloom), the girlfriend of his roommate Ron (Adam Cagley), in the room changing, giving us the briefest flash of some side boob!

Sam (Emily Bergl) breaks into Sheila (Joan Cusack)'s house to help Frank get a shower. She doesn't get nude, but she strips down to her bra and panties, giving us some nice looks at her booty! Fiona meanwhile decides to plea guilty and doesn't receive any jail time, but instead gets perhaps the worst sentence of all: house arrest!

Season 4 Episode 5 - There's the Rub - 02/09/2014

Frank (William H. Macy) seems to be softening up to Sammi (Emily Bergl). He confesses that while he first viewed her as nothing more than an organ farm from which he could harvest a new kidney, the more he gets to know her, the more attached to her he's becoming. Frank also learns about sweat lodges from Runningtree (Eloy Casados), and since he's become desperate to get better, he asks Sheila (Joan Cusack) to volunteer her back yard to set one up! 

Meanwhile, Lip (Jeremy Allen White) begins frantically searching for Ian (Cameron Monaghan) who has gone AWOL after trying to steal the helicopter. He teams up with Debbie (Emma Kenney) to search for him, and their search takes them to an abandoned home where they are confronted by a totally nude woman (Virginia Morris)! We see some very funny full frontal from this plus-sized babe in one of the funnier nude scenes of the series! 

Everything goes to hell pretty quickly, however, when baby Liam accidentally ingests some of the cocaine Fiona (Emmy Rossum) was snorting! The paramedics are called, Frank passes out in the sweat lodge, and Fiona is taken to jail! Talk about a cliffhanger!

Season 4 Episode 4 - Strangers on a Train - 02/02/2014

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is continuing her affair with Robbie (Nick Gehlfuss) despite the fact that it could upend her new relationship with her boss Mike (Jake McDorman). In fact, things reach a boiling point when Mike shows up to Robbie's apartment while Fiona is there, and in a scramble to get her clothes back on, Fiona flashes her left nip! 

Frank (William H. Macy) becomes so desperate to get help for his liver disease that he concocts a plan to have an accident befall him, and use the insurance payout to get the treatment he really needs. A trip to the doctor's office gives us a nice shot of Emily Bergyl's booty in a thong! It ends up scaring Frank off however, which is a real shame because she was just about to take off her top!

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) returns from school and, against his better judgment, goes to see Mandy (Emma Greenwell) and they end up having a quickie! Mandy asks him for money to purchase a morning after pill, he thinks that maybe them having a child together isn't the worst idea in the world, since he seems to have resigned himself to the fact that he's not going to return to school. Their quickie gives us some quickie shots of Mandy's mams, first as he pounds her and then again when she rides him! Their relationship may not be a great idea, but we sure are glad to see Emma Greenwell's globes again!

Season 4 Episode 2 - My Oldest Daughter - 01/19/2014

This week's episode has begun to show that the series is becoming much more interested in its characters that are not Frank (William H. Macy) and Fiona (Emmy Rossum). Many characters that had taken a back seat in the past are starting to get fleshed out big time. While there is a bit of a focus on Fiona's new life living high on the hog and enjoying things like medical benefits, which she uses to get Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) and Debbie (Emma Kenney) check-ups, there was a pretty big focus on Lip (Jeremy Allen White) this week.

With his studies pretty much in the toilet, Lip decides to refocus on the one thing he was ever any good at... Getting laid. He seems to regain his mojo when he bangs a girl named Portia (Taylor Cardace), but her total disinterest in him makes him feel even worse afterward. Thankfully we get some sensational nudity out of the deal, courtesy of Taylor's tremendous ta-tas and tush! She rides him very vigorously and her fun bags just go flying! We could get used to this new focus on everyone else! 

Season 4 Episode 1 - Simple Pleasures - 01/12/2014

The Gallagher clan is back in action and starts Season 4 much the same way they ended Season 3. Frank (William H. Macy) is finally coming to terms with the damage his hard partying ways has done to his body over the years. With his health in serious decline, he begins to face the sobering reality of where he might be headed. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is struggling with college life, and Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) is just entering puberty and hates everyone and everything. Debbie (Emma Kenney) seems to be the only character growing in any way, as she is discovering her sexuality, and putting her childish ways behind her.

The best news to come out of this episode is that we get our first topless scene from Fiona (Emmy Rossum) since episode 5 of last season! Talk about being worth the wait, Fiona starts dating her boss, and by dating, we mean she starts sleeping with him! We get some nice shots of her hoots and glutes as they do some vigorous boot-knocking, making this the best way to kick off a season that they've come up with so far! Shameless, we sure are glad you're back!

Season 3 Episode 11 - Order Room Service - 03/31/2013

Things are spiraling out of control for the Gallagher men. Frank (William H. Macy) continues to exploit his relationship with Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) for all it's worth, even conning him into letting Frank spend the night in the van. Ian (Cameron Monaghan) is also drowning his sorrows with liquor, which is putting him on a collision course to end up exactly like his father, which is the exact thing he's been trying to avoid his whole life! Things aren't any better for Fiona (Emmy Rossum) who has resigned herself to the fact that her relationship with Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) might be over for good. 
 
Meanwhile, Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is still in dismay over his girlfriend Mandy (Emma Greenwell) hitting his ex Karen (Laura Wiggins) with his car. He's so distraught in fact, that he barely even reacts when Mandy drops her towel to show off her glistening gazongas for him! He must really be feeling the sting because to not have any reaction to a pair of peepers that perfect is beyond us! It looks like that relationship is as good as dead!

Season 3 Episode 10 - Civil Wrongs - 03/24/2013

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) seems to have things back on track to start this week's episode. Her relationship with Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) is helping her to maintain her sanity, but all of that changes when Jimmy announces his plans to go to Med School. In Michigan. After her run-in with Mandy (Emma Greenwell) at the end of the last episode, Karen (Laura Wiggins) is cured in her hospital room thanks to the oral stylings of Jody (Zach McGowan). Unfortunately there's no nudity in this scene.

Where there is nudity, however, is in Frank (William H. Macy)'s storyline, which finds him still keeping up his charade of being a gay man. Part of this charade involves him helping a nice lesbian by the name of Scotty (Lisa Long) get over her ex-lover by having sex with her! Scotty unleashes her large lobbers and climbs aboard the Frank express, though she refuses to face him as they have sex! Funny and sexy, just like all the best episodes of this show! 

Season 3 Episode 9 - Frank the Plumber - 03/17/2013

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) gets a new temp job at an office, but her rough upbringing makes it difficult for her to fit in. Meanwhile Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) decides he’s ready for a new career as an EMT. Karen (Laura Wiggins) is finally back in town, but she’s more interested in rekindling her relationship with Lip (Jeremy Allen White) than taking care of her baby. That potential romance is quickly cut short by a vengeful Mandy (Emma Greenwell) running her over with a car.

Lip finds out that Mandy sent in college applications on his behalf, and at first he’s angry but then decides to thank her by having rough sex with her all around the house.  With all the T&A flying around, we’re the ones who are thankful!

Veronica (Shanola Hampton) and Kevin (Steve Howey) are branching out from slavery porn on their webcam show with a new subject matter, gimp porn. Kevin gets trussed up in a hospital bed, and Veronica dons a nurse outfit to give him a thorough sexamination. Two of Veronica’s amazing apples a day will keep the doctor away!

Season 3 Episode 7 - A Long Way From Home - 03/03/2013

After finding out that Frank (William H. Macy) was responsible for child protective services coming into the house, Fiona (Emmy Rossum) visits a lawyer to try and secure custody of her siblings. She fakes her tax return to prove she has a steady income, and gets Veronica (Shanola Hampton) to find a substitute corpse and will for Aunt Ginger so the house is officially owned.

Meanwhile Debbie is still being forced to work in Mama Kamala’s basement for food, and Mickey is ignoring Ian after the confrontation with his father. Estefania’s (Stephanie Fantauzzi) immigration status is still unsecure, so Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) has to play husband for the benefit of government officials. He’s also playing husband in the private since Estefania keeps rewarding him with the bedroom maritals. We get the best look yet at Estefania’s goods and glutes when she strips bare, then slowly strolls up the stairs. We hate to see her leave, but sure enjoy watching her walk away!

Season 3 Episode 6 - Cascading Failures - 02/24/2013

A social worker has broken up the Gallagher household, with Ian and Lip sent to a group home for troubled boys, Carl and Liam sent to foster with a gay couple wanting to adopt, and Debbie stuck with eccentric jewelry maker Mama Kamala (Juanita Jennings).

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) and Jimmy reconcile in order to take on Frank, but he’s yet to tell her that he hooked up with Estefania during the break. Fiona wants Kevin and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) to foster the Gallagher kids, but they are too wrapped up in the baby making sexcapades involving V’s own mother.

Mickey and Ian are role-playing at home when Mickey’s father Terry (Dennis Cockrum) returns home early and catches them in the act. After beating them up, he calls in a Russian prostitute (Isidora Goreshter) to strip down and convince his son to switch teams. If anyone can do it, it’s Isidora!

Season 3 Episode 5 - The Sins Of My Caretaker - 02/17/2013

Kevin (Steve Howey) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) have been unsuccessful thus far at getting pregnant and they consider Veronica’s mother as a possible surrogate. While they’re turkey basting in their living room, Mandy (Emma Greenwell) and Lip’s (Jeremy Allen White) relationship is reaching the breaking point as well.

Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) feuding with the staff at her supermarket job after suggesting they stop blowing the manager for extra days off. Speaking of head, Fiona’s getting some of her own from Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) in her spare time, which leads to a delightfully sweaty look at her heaving hoots in bed. Unfortunately Jimmy is off his game after finding out that his dad has been hooking up with Ian on the down low. A fight starts about who’s had the tougher like, and soon Jimmy runs back into Estefania’s (Stephanie Fantauzzi) open arms and legs.

Season 3 Episode 4 - The Helpful Gallaghers - 02/10/2013

Frank’s return home has interrupted the successful flow of the Gallagher household once more, and his latest scheme is shaving Carl’s (Ethan Cutkosky) head and trying to scam Make-A-Wish gifts to sell for profit. But instead of letting Carl in on the plan, he convinces him that he’s dying of cancer instead.

Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) has moved in with the Gallagher family full time now, but that domestic bliss is quickly interrupted by the return of his wife Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi) along with her drug lord father, Nando. Nando is there to make sure Jimmy marries Estefania to guarantee her American citizenship.

Kevin (Steve Howie) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) are trying to have a child of their own after the visit from his ex-wife last week. At least all the baby making gives us plenty of views of the buoyant baby feeders on Veronica’s chest. No one will ever go hungry with those milk bombs around!

Carl gets sent to Camp Happy Hopes for children with cancer, and decides to help the kids out by granting their wish to see some boobies before they shuffle off the mortal coil. At little bit of convincing later, the camp counselor (Galadriel Stineman) agrees the flash the campers. That must be the lesson on pitching a tent!

Season 3 Episode 3 - May I Trim Your Hedges? - 01/27/2013

Kev (Steve Howey) and Veronica’s (Shanola Hampton) perfect relationship gets thrown for a loop when Kev's ex strolls back into town and reveals they never were officially divorced. Worse yet, she has a twelve-year-old boy with her who may very well be Kev's son. Veronica is devastated by the news, but one good catfight later his ex is signing the divorce papers and admitting that the kid isn’t even hers.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is on the hunt for neighborhood pedophiles after Debbie has a bad experience on the bus, but his sex offender search only turns up one culprit, a sexy female teacher next door.  Lip decides to take one for the team and prove that the teacher is still on the prowl by setting up a sting with himself as bait. The plan works swimmingly, but when Lip later goes to service his girlfriend Mandy (Emma Greenwell) she notices his newly trimmed pubes and dumps him on the spot. At least we got the see Mandy’s two hot spots before hand!

Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) is still secretly cavorting with his wife Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi), posing for fake wedding photos in order to fool immigration. On their trip around town she puts the moves on him in the car, and then lets out her luscious left lobber during their game of hide the finger. She’ll send all your blood migrating south!

Season 3 Episode 2 - The American Dream - 01/20/2013

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) has a hugely successful night promoting the club thanks to an e-mail list from a stolen phone, but her happiness is short lived once Meg and everyone else dips into the profits for their cuts.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) continues to squander his talents by tricking a bunch of rich kids into paying up for a secret Wilco show, but he somehow manages to impress Mandy (Emma Greenwell) who has a penchant for wandering around the Gallagher house without her pants on.

Jimmy (Justin Chatwin) is still married to Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi), which may have some ill effects on his relationship with Fiona, but that is a small worry compared to the unpredictable whims of Estefania’s father Nando. But thanks to a shower scene featuring Fiona’s succulent sweater kittens, it obvious why he wants to make things work. Those clean cans will get you dirty!

Season 3 Episode 1 - El Gran Caņon - 01/13/2013

Frank (William H. Macy) wakes up in Mexico after an epic months long bender, and getting back into the United States is not going to be easy on him or his ass since the only way back is as a drug mule. Soon enough he finds his way home to the Gallagher family, only to find that things have been running smoothly without him.

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) lost her job doing hazardous material clean-up, but landed a new one promoting a night at the club. Jimmy is finding the time to date Fiona and take care of business with his wife Estefania’s (Stephanie Fantauzzi) cartel king father. Lip is facing charges for stealing a laser, and Ian is still in an ill-advised relationship with Jimmy’s dad.

Meanwhile Veronica (Shanola Hampton) continues to make bank from her webcam sex shows, and this week she’s terrifically topless for some skinterracial role-play. Now if she'd just show her deep south!

Season 2 Episode 12 - Fiona Interrupted - 04/01/2012

The Gallagher matriarch is locked up in a mental institution after her suicide attempt, and Frank (William H. Macy) is desperate to break her out. With Debbie’s (Emma Kenney) help he manages to bust Monica (Chloe Webb) and her new carpet muncher friend, Jill (Jenna Elfman), out of the hospital, but is sadly disappointed when the two ladies run off together.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) wants nothing to do with her new baby and is outraged when she finds out her mother has taken the infant home to raise. Even though the baby is not his, Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is also in favor of Sheila (Joan Cusack) raising the baby, and Karen is eventually forced to leave the house. Lip has got better things in his life including Mandy Milkovich (Emma Greenwell) who flashes her milk bombs when she gets up out of bed to look for him.

With Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi) out of his life, Steve (Justin Chatwin) is free to go back to his true love, Fiona (Emmy Rossum), and she seems interested in picking up where they left off too. After he helps her clean up the mess left by Monica, they get busy in the bedroom and we get to see Fiona’s fetching funbags as he goes muff diving.  Shameless won’t leave you boneless!

Season 2 Episode 11 - Just Like The Pilgrims Intended - 03/25/2012

When Monica (Chloe Webb) stops taking her medication, she falls into a deep depression and refuses to get out of bed for any reason. She is forced out to attend Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) Thanksgiving gathering, but midway through the meal she leaves the table to go slash her wrists in the kitchen. Fortunately Steve (Justin Chatwin) finds her in time and rushes her to the hospital.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) finally gives birth to her baby, and Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is shocked when the child is half Asian. When he tells the prospective parents they change their minds about adopting the infant, but Sheila (Joan Cusack) and Jody (Zach McGowan) decide to raise the baby themselves.

Marco (Thierre Di Castro) gets free from the storage container and is reunited with his love Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi). They make up for lost time by humping like bunnies while Lip and Steve watch from the next room. We’re just happy to be reunited with the sight of Estefania’s caboose, since its appearance makes us feel so good!

Season 2 Episode 10 - A Great Cause - 03/18/2012

Now that Monica (Chloe Webb) is back, Fiona (Emmy Rossum) starts to make plans for her own future that don’t involve taking care of the kids all the time. That dream is short lived however when Monica finds the family’s rainy day money and spends it all on drugs, landing herself in jail. 

Mandy’s (Emma Greenwell) dad still has no idea that Ian (Cameron Monaghan) is gay and vandalizes the market Ian works at in retribution for possibly knocking up his daughter. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) tries to help Ian plant a gun on Mr. Milkovich which would send him back to prison for violating his parole, but they can’t pull the plan off. Mandy stops the rampage by admitting that the baby may be her father’s since he has a habit of coming into her room at night when he is drunk.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) is trying to get rid of his hot wife, Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi), so he can get back together with Fiona. After finding out that Estefania still has feelings for her long lost love, Marco (Thierre Di Castro), Steve sets up a plan to have Marco illegally brought into the US in a shipping container. Unfortunately when he goes to pick up the crate it has been delivered to the wrong port, and Marco may be trapped forever. In the meantime Estefania gets a spray tan out in the open living room and her bare body makes us wonder what Steve is thinking by trying to get rid of her. First she bares her perky rump to get treated and then turns around to show off her captivating chi-chis. That tanning nozzle isn’t the only thing spraying!

Season 2 Episode 9 - Hurricane Monica - 03/11/2012

The Gallagher’s mom, Monica (Chloe Webb), has blown back into town and insists that she is here to stay this time. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) has her doubts, but Frank (William H. Macy) invites her back into the house to give their relationship another try. Monica does make good with Ian (Cameron Monaghan), who she takes out to his first gay bar so he can get over Mickey (Noel Fisher).

Karen (Laura Wiggins) has split up with Jody (Zach McGowan), and is shopping around for an adoptive family for her unborn baby. Lip (Jeremy Allen White) accompanies her to a potential couple’s house, and Karen immediately thinks dollar signs when she sees they own a Lexus.

Lip is still looking for a place to live after Fiona kicked him out for not attending school. He tries to live with Karen, who wants to charge him rent, and then he tries with Kevin and Veronica, who don’t want to get involved in the domestic dispute. He finally gets shelter from Fiona’s ex boyfriend Steve (Justin Chatwin), who is back in town with his hot new Portuguese wife Estefania (Stephanie Fantauzzi). She makes her introduction in only a booty-baring towel, which drops off her right pink-nipped pyramid when she shakes Lip's hand. She’ll have you doing the devil’s handshake!

Season 2 Episode 4 - A Beautiful Mess - 01/29/2012

Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) hookup with a married man comes back to haunt her when he confesses his sins to his wife, Lucy Jo (Brit Morgan). The scorned Lucy Jo chases Fiona down and throws a milkshake at her head. Later she has her children stand near a busy intersection wearing signs that say “Fiona Gallagher Had Sex With Our Daddy”.

Frank (William H. Macy) attempts to scare Sheila (Joan Cusack) back into her agoraphobic ways, but her progress is not slowed down. He gets a great stroke of luck when an errant airplane part falls out of the sky onto Sheila’s lawn, terrifying her back inside.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) gets engaged to Jody (Zach McGowan), and Lip (Jeremy Allen White) is desperate to break them up. He enlists the help of neighborhood slut Mandy Milkovich (Emma Greenwell) to seduce Jody but she is unsuccessful. Karen reveals she is pregnant with Lip’s baby but wants nothing to do with him. Lip drowns his sorrows by banging Mandy like a cheap gong. Her perky peepers get plenty of airtime, against the wall then on the bed. It’s a boobiful day in the neighborhood!

Season 2 Episode 3 - I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day - 01/22/2012

This episode starts out with a bang as Fiona (Emmy Rossum) dreams about doing the mattress jig with her high school crush, Craig.  It’s a dark scene, but Fiona’s first-class funbags are red hot. When Craig asks her out on a real date, the two spend the whole time flirting despite the fact that he’s married. On her way home, Fiona finds a bag full of cash on the train and uses it to take the family out to dinner.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) is still hooking up with Lip (Jeremy Allen White) despite formally dating her Sex Addicts sponsor Jody (Zach McGowan). Her dainty dairy pillows are dangling as she gets banged doggie style by Lip. Unfortunately, she tells him that it’s the last time since she thinks Jody is about to propose.

Frank’s (William H. Macy) plan to marry the terminal Dottie (Molly Price) to take her pension hits a snag when she tells him she wants it to go to her daughter. After he secretly interferes with her heart transplant, she accepts that she is going to die soon and asks Frank to speed up the process by boning her until her heart gives out. With the prospect of $2000 and a flat screen TV as a reward, Frank does the deed and Dottie’s ticker takes her out. Dottie’s delectable dumplings will make your heart-on explode!

Season 2 Episode 2 - Summer Loving - 01/15/2012

Jasmine (Amy Smart) is still trying to hook Fiona (Emmy Rossum) up with a rich sugar daddy, but Fiona won’t date married men. The illegal daycare the family is running in their living room gets some extra help in the form of Paloma (Alicia Sixtos), a pregnant immigrant Frank (William H. Macy) rents his spare room to. Frank, still worried that Sheila (Joan Cusack) no longer needs him, sets up her possible replacement, Dottie. Dottie’s got a bad heart and collects social security so she just might be the perfect match for Frank. Karen (Laura Wiggins) is dating her Sex Addicts Anonymous sponsor Jody (Zach McGowan), but still finds time to do the horizontal hokey pokey with Lip (Jeremy Allen White). She uncovers her upper deck while getting sweaty on top of him.  We admit we are powerless over boobies!

Season 2 Episode 1 - Summertime - 01/08/2012

Frank (William H. Macy) is still living/mooching with Sheila (Joan Cusack) and her daughter Karen (Laura Wiggins). Shelia is making great progress in defeating her agoraphobia, which is edging out Frank’s usefulness.

While he drowns his sorrows at the bar, Frank makes a $10,000 bet with a local dude (Marcus Brown) over whether he can get tasered and keep on standing. Frank loses the bet, and when he cannot produce the money, the guy kidnaps him and keeps Liam as collateral.

Kevin’s (Steve Howey) new foster daughter Ethel (Madison Davenport) has a green thumb, and her gift has left his weed crop growing out of control. Veronica (Shanola Hampton) finds out and forces him to destroy the excess to get rid of the liability.

When Fiona (Emmy Rossum) finds out that Liam is missing, all the kids get some cash together and demand that he be returned. They use some of the excess weed from Kevin to settle the rest of the debt.

Fiona has a new rich boyfriend, Adam (James Wolk), and after a night of partying the two head to the lakefront for a blanket drill. She cowgirls up and brandishes her buttery biscuits out in the open air.  Ridden hard and put away wet!

Season 1 Episode 12 - Father Frank, Full Of Grace - 03/27/2011

Tony (Tyler Jacob Moore) bribes the detective in charge of Lip’s (Jeremy Allen White) car theft case to release him from jail. The first thing Lip does is visit Karen (Laura Wiggins), unaware that she slept with his father. She reveals her right roundie as they do the horizontal mambo. Afterwards she slinks around in her bra and panties trying to convince Lip she is no good for him.

Karen emails the video of her freaking with Frank (William H. Macy) to her father (Joel Murray), who immediately tries to kill him. When he is unsuccessful he ends up drowning himself in the lake out of shame. Lip finds out about the video and beats Frank senseless.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) is in danger of being arrested for car theft and he pleads with Fiona (Emmy Rossum) to run away with him to Costa Rica. Fiona thinks she is in love with Steve and packs her bags to go, but realizes at the last minute that she could never abandon her family and stays.  She meets with Jasmine (Amy Smart), who offers her a new job. We’ll find out next season if that job is assistant carpet muncher.

Season 1 Episode 10 - Daddyz Girl - 03/20/2011

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Ian (Cameron Monaghan) go on a search for Ian’s real dad since Frank is not showing any signs of changing. Their mom hinted it might be one of Frank’s brothers but when they meet them, Frank doesn’t seem so bad after all.

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) goes to a mother’s event at Debbie’s school where she meets single mom Jasmine (Amy Smart). They cement their friendship by trying on clothes together in Jasmine’s bedroom. Fiona exposes her rib cushions while Jasmine rates the looks in her bra. Jasmine says goodbye with a quick kiss on Fiona’s lips. These ladies put the T&A in PTA!

Lip and Ian are driving around in a car that Steve stole for them, so when they get pulled over they are arrested for car theft.

Karen (Laura Wiggins) is out to get revenge on her dad Eddie (Joel Murray) for calling her a whore. A drugged-out Frank (William H. Macy) stumbles into her trap and ends up starring in a skin flick with Karen. She broadcasts her beautiful buns and boobage while riding Frank. World Wide Wank!

Season 1 Episode 9 - Nana Gallagher Had An Affair - 03/13/2011

The kids' mom Monica (Chloe Webb) has moved back home but is incapable of doing any parenting. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is so upset that she moves out into the house next door and talks to a lawyer about getting guardianship of the youngest, Liam. Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) breaks his arm trying to jump a ramp in his backyard and Frank (William H. Macy) seizes the opportunity to frame the investigator that has been following him. Frank convinces Carl to ride his bike in front of the man who suspects him of disability fraud, and then claims the broken arm was from the crash.

Frank takes a DNA test to prove that Liam is his son but then finds out the Ian is not. Monica wants to take full custody of Liam, but the other kids convince her that his place is with them.

No nudity in this episode but Karen (Laura Wiggins) bares her angelic bod in pure white panties and bra. That will have you doing the devil’s handshake with your holy porker!

Season 1 Episode 8 - It's Time to Kill the Turtle - 02/27/2011

After Frank (William H. Macy) wakes up in the emergency room again he gets an offer he can’t refuse- stay sober for 2 weeks for alcoholism researchers and he will get $3000. Frank is determined to stay sober until he gets that cash and the younger kids are loving the attention and affection.

Kevin (Steve Howey) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) decide to become foster parents but when their teen, Ethel (Madison Davenport), arrives as a refugee from a polygamous compound, Veronica is having second thoughts.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) gets a new boyfriend, Mickey (Noel Fisher), in addition to his current affair with his boss Kash. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) takes on a new job as a booby bar waitress and Steve is shown visiting his wealthy family and other girlfriend. He’s been lying about his identity all along.

Lucky Lip (Jeremy Allen White) discusses his relationship with topless Karen (Laura Wiggins) on the couch. Those are some cushions you don’t mind fluffing!

Season 1 Episode 7 - Frank Gallagher: Loving Husband, Devoted Father - 02/20/2011

Frank (William H. Macy) needs money bad, as thugs are threatening to kill him if he cannot pay off his debt. He tries various schemes to raise some cash but finally decides the only way out is to fake his own death.

Shelia (Joan Cusack) gets a chance to babysit for Liam (Blake Alexander Johnson), which turns out to be a positive experience- so much so that afterwards she throws out her birth control pills.

New security cameras installed in the store catch Kash (Pej Vahdat) and Ian (Cameron Monaghan) in the act. Surprisingly Kash’s wife Linda (Marguerite Moreau) agrees to keep it secret as long as Kash gets her pregnant again.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) makes a big move on Fiona (Emmy Rossum) by taking her to an expensive hotel for some R&R. Fiona bares her buoys and buns when she goes skinny dipping in the pool. That’ll get your jets pumping!

Season 1 Episode 6 - Killer Carl - 02/13/2011

Carl (Ethan Cutkosky) brings home a letter from school that says he is out of control and in need of a parent-teacher conference. Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is reluctant to send unreliable Frank so she goes herself, but the principal refuses to see her since she is not his parent.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) has been running a side business taking SAT tests for other students and selling book reports. An ETS investigator suspects Lip of cheating, but when he gives him a new test Lip scores perfectly again.

Steve (Justin Chatwin) ends up solving the Carl problem by selling the disagreeable principal some discounted weed.

Later at home Steve and Fiona test out their mattress’s strength by bouncing her balloons and butt all over it.  Mr. Skin wouldn’t mind a pillow fight with those fluffy funbags!

Season 1 Episode 5 - Three Boys - 02/06/2011

Kevin (Steve Howey) and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) are in no rush to get married until they learn that Veronica’s Dad left her an inheritance to be received upon her marriage. They set up a sham marriage in the bar and deal with Veronica’s crazy brother coming into town for the wedding, only to find out the dowry is a $500 bond.

Frank (William H. Macy) gets tested for cancer after a doctor finds that he is in possession of a third testicle, but everything comes back normal. As normal as 3 balls can be, anyway.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) plans to spend a weekend alone with Kash (Pej Vahdat) after his wife and kids go out of town, but when he arrives it doesn’t feel right and he leaves early.

Veronica is lounging topless in bed with Kev when she decides that there isn’t any real reason they have to get married. With those puffy pillows she’ll always be right!

Season 1 Episode 4 - Casey Casden - 01/30/2011

A 3-year-old has gone missing in the family’s neighborhood, and Fiona (Emmy Rossum) is horrified to find out that her little sister Debbie (Emma Kenney) has kidnapped him. Apparently she wanted a baby of her own to play with. Now the Gallaghers must find a way to return the kid without getting in trouble. The family ends up planning to have the lost kid “found” and returned by Debbie. This earns Debbie a cash reward, which the family uses to buy a new water heater.

Next door, things are going great for Veronica(Shanola Hampton) as she takes a pony ride on Kev’s (Steve Howey) saddle horn. Those milk cans can solve any problem!

Sheila’s (Joan Cusack) husband Eddie (Joel Murray) has returned home after discovering he can’t support himself alone. Their daughter Karen (Laura Wiggins) acts out against her Dad’s return by trying to seduce Frank (William H. Macy). Frank gets a look at her sudsy suckers when she surprises him by lounging nude in the tub when he comes in to use the bathroom. Sweater puppies make bath time so much more fun!

Season 1 Episode 3 - Aunt Ginger - 01/23/2011

The Gallagher family gets a visitor from the Inspector General’s office, who has come to check up on Aunt Ginger. Unfortunately Aunt Ginger died of an overdose a decade ago and Frank (William H. Macy) buried her in the backyard so he could keep cashing her social security checks. The search is on to find a replacement Aunt Ginger and Frank gets lucky when he finally finds a woman (Gloria LeRoy) with dementia at a nursing home who can fill the part. They borrow her for a few hours, enough to convince investigator Abby (Jillian Armenante) that Ginger is still alive and well.

Ian (Cameron Monaghan) tells his schoolmate Mandy (Jane Levy) that he is gay and she agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend to cover up his true identity.

Fiona (Emmy Rossum) tries to get over Steve (Justin Chatwin) by accepting a date with cop Tony (Tyler Jacob Moore). After a benefit dinner date Fiona lets Tony frisk her in his cop car. Great view of her bouncing bullets as she rides her man.  That’ll have you giving up a DNA sample!

Season 1 Episode 2 - Frank the Plank - 01/16/2011

Frank’s (William H. Macy) gone missing and the Gallagher kids band together to find him. When calling hospitals and bars turns up nothing they start searching through the parks hoping to find his body.

Turns out Frank is alive but in jail in Toronto. Steve (Justin Chatwin) was traveling to Canada to deliver a stolen car and dumped him there passed out drunk, in an attempt to improve Fiona’s (Emmy Rossum) life. Fiona is furious and Steve has to sneak Frank back into the country.

Lip (Jeremy Allen White) and Fiona convince Frank that he is bringing the whole family down with his constant drinking. Frank tries to do the noble thing by finding a new place to crash- with his recently single neighbor Sheila (Joan Cusack). Sheila brings over her cups of sugar in a red satin bra to negotiate a safe word for sexy times with Frank.

All the neighbors love to take it off and Veronica (Shanola Hampton) is making some extra money streaming video of her doing topless chores around her house. Her latest wank video involves her ironing laundry with her glorious glands out in the air. She doesn’t need starch to make your pants stiff!

Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot - 01/09/2010

Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy) lives in Chicago with his 6 kids, all crammed into one tiny place. He spends all his money on liquor and the family is hard up for cash.

The teenage Gallagher boys, Ian (Cameron Monaghan) and Philip, aka “Lip” (Jeremy Allen White), have personal troubles of their own. Lip is hooking up with the girl he is tutoring in science, while Ian is having a secret affair with his married boss Kash (Pej Vahdat), a convenience store owner.

Their neighbors Veronica (Shanola Hampton) and Kevin (Steve Howey) have kinky tendencies and we get a glimpse of Veronica’s twin peaks trussed up in an S&M costume. Whip it real good!

The eldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum) works several jobs but spends her free time nightclubbing. As Fiona dances at a club her purse is stolen, and good guy Steve (Justin Chatwin) tries to catch the thief. He comes up empty handed but his bravery is rewarded with hanky panky on her kitchen sink. Feisty Fiona flashes her left funbag and seat meat as she shags Steve across her kitchen. That will get your bacon sizzlin!