So do you think the condo association in Rosie Huntington-Whitely's building is taking applications? Because if she's willing to go topless on a balcony, then we're willing to invest in some professional photographic equipment.

We'll casually brush arms with her in the elevator, and she'll look down and see our fancy $3,000 camera and bag full of lenses (that's how you know someone is a Serious Photographer) and she'll say "Oh, are you a photographer?" And we'll say "Yes, how about we get together and shoot sometime?" and she'll say "Well, today I have a meeting with my agent, but how about tomorrow? Around noon?"

Yeah, we got it all planned out:











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