If you’re among the elite few who’ve bothered to actually watch Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) then you may be familiar with Rosi Chernogorova’s royally robust rack. While many people have seen clips of Kickboxer (1989) director David Worth's more than worth your time masterpiece thanks to it's place in internet meme history, far less have actually watched the whole thing. Maybe you've seen the shark's attack on a yacht, which has amassed over sixty million views on Youtube thanks to its atrocious CGI decades before terrible CGI was a shark movie trope. Maybe you've seen the now-immortal line of dialogue delivered earnestly by future Doctor Who, Arrow, Torchwood and Zero Dark Thirty (2012) star John Barrowman who casually quips "You know I'm really wired. How bout I take you home and eat your pussy?" But if you're one of the lucky few who watched the movie all the way through, rather than just seeing the clips on Youtube, you were treated to some nice nips and huge boobs thanks to Rosi. Miss Chernogorova will have you spewing all ova when she takes her bikini top off to go for a skinny dip. If we were on that beach, we'd have survived by never going above over our waists (to hide our massive boners). Unfortunately, after giving us mega dongs thanks to her work in the Megalodon movie, Rosi Chernogorova moved on to join B movie legend Bruce Campbell and Renee O'Connor from Xena: Warrior Princess in the much less fun to watch Alien Apocalypse (2005). Rosi didn't flash us her highbeam me up Scotty's in that one, then never appeared on screen again. She's essentially vanished off the face of the earth like she'd been abducted. What a shame, our disposition gets awfully rosy every time we see it and think of the positions we'd like to try out with Rosi!
