The nominees for the 84th Annual Academy Awards were announced this morning in Hollywood, with Martin Scorcese's animated family film Hugo and silent-film revivalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllp[dvzk,k pokohisknoisssl....

Whoops, sorry, fell asleep at the keyboard for a second. Feel-good flicks and Francophile nostalgia-fests dominate the Oscar race this year, so there's not a single nude scene in all of the Best Picture nominees combined. Bo-ring!

For this year's nominudes we turn to the Best Actress race, where Rooney Mara was nominated for her tattooed, topless turn in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Glenn Close for her nip-tastic role in Albert Nobbs (Glenn's nude Nobbs co-star Janet McTeer was also nominated for Best Supporting Actress).

Nudity Hall-of-Famer Michelle Williams was also nominated for My Week with Marilyn, but the Seven-Year Tits in that film were provided by body double Emma Glover. And while Berenice Bejo doesn't get naked in The Artist, you can bet your lucky jerking sock we've got nude pics of her here at Mr. Skin. She's French, ain't she?

For a gorgeous slate of nominees that are guaranteed to go nude, go check out the nominudes for Mr. Skin's 13th Annual Anatomy Awards, live RIGHT NOW at MrSkin.com!