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Pamela Anderson Says She’s Cured of Hepatitis Double-D!

Thu, Nov 12, 2015by CelebritySleuth



“Nothing says a Hepatitis C remission like a completely naked photo,” the New York Daily News quipped this week when buxom Baywatch blonde Pamela Anderson announced she’d been cured of the life-threatening liver disease she’s endured for 16 years--posting an epidermal Instagram image attesting to her health.



The mainstream media immediately followed (birthday) suit, with rival New York Post headlining: “Pamela Anderson Celebrates Hep C Cure with Nude Selfie.” Aside from being another misuse of the term ‘selfie’ {do you see a camera phone in the shot?}, this was the millionth time the press labeled a photo “completely naked” or even “nude” when it’s clearly not! Sleuth has dubbed this disturbing trend, ‘The Pose Where Nothing Shows’a ploy perfected by serial tease Jennifer Aniston {whose only real nude is signed in devilishly disarming lot 666 of the upcoming auction}, and which seems to have ‘infected’ Pam.



This casual and careless use of the term “nude” brings up the age-old question: “If a tree falls in the forest - or in this case, if a D falls in the forest

and no one hears it, did it make a sound? Similarly, if someone is without clothesbut nothing showscan that really be considered “posing nude”? Anderson used the hashtag #iloveboats to caption her “completely nude” health check, but we think the recent yacht shot below left is more ‘up front.’


“People say I’m the ultimate California Girl,” Pam laughs, “which is funny, being that I’m Canadian.” And she’s literally been a star since birthhailed as ‘The Centennial Baby’ by virtue of having been the first child born on July 1, 1967the 100thanniversary of Canada’s official founding! The Celebrity Sleuth auction also includes her very first nudeposed in her British Columbia bedroom to mark her 18thbirthday {and taken by her best friend, who later sent it to Sleuth}.


A few years later Anderson attended a BC Lions football game, and was featured on the Jumbotron wearing a cutoff LaBatt’s Beer t-shirt. The blonde attracted so much attention that the brewing company hired her as its spokesmodelleading to a best-selling poster comamorating her discovery {a rare original of which graces lot 718}.

Just a 34A cup thensexy Single Life host Samantha Phillips told me how her ravishing roommate upped her cup in 1990 when the pair went to plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Hoefflin {whose most frequent client, Michael Jackson, hoped to buy this Collection right up till his death}. “The 1stnight on the town after the purchase of my nu assets,” Phillips quipped of the ‘bosom buds’ below leftand stud Scott Baio points out the boost to Sam Pam below right.


“I contracted Hepatitis C while sharing a tattoo needle with my ex-husband Tommy Lee,” Anderson alleged when she first announced her condition in April 2002. “When the story leaked, Tommy said I got it from breast implants, which is impossible.” Even harder to believe was Pam’s rumored decision to “retire” after her diagnosis and “teach Sunday school” at church: “The kids didn’t believe the story of Jonah and the whale at first,” quipped a pal, “but Pam assured them that swallowing a man was entirely plausible.”





To bid on these gorgeous Pam Anderson signed photos, check out Lot 286 of Sleuth's Seeing Stars Auction