March 25 has been a time for blockbusters at the box office in recent years—like such skinless Zack Snyder flicks as Batman v Superman and Sucker Punch—but there have been a few skinsational exceptions to that rule over the years! Here are five phenomenally flesh-filled titles for your enjoyment, all released on March 25 in Movie Nudity History!
2016: I Saw the Light
This biopic on the life of country music legend Hank Williams—played by the MCU's Loki himself, Tom Hiddleston—came and went without much fanfare four years ago today. The film has its fair share of problems, not least of which being that Hiddleston was a full five years older than Williams was at the time of his death when it was made. Nevertheless, the film is fairly standard account of Williams' short life, including his first marriage to Audrey Sheppard, played by the gorgeous Elizabeth Olsen!
Sadly she keeps her Olsen twins under wraps in this flick, but Lauren Helling is there to pick up the slack as one of the many women Hank sleeps with while on the road. Hell, her character's name is simply "Pensacola Woman," but that generic title doesn't fit her superlative breasts...
1988: Johnny Be Good
One of several films made from the mid-80s to the early-90s starring Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey, Jr., this football-centric comedy may not be the most memorable of their collaborations, but it's far from their worse—cough, Hail Caesar, cough. At the very least, this flick has got the terrific topless trio ofTraci-Ann Duttonand twinsKaren CeckaandBarbara Cecka, though 15 total seconds of female nudity in a sexy football comedy is pretty weak sauce...
1983: Spring Break
The Porky's wave had yet to crest on this day 37 years ago when this raunch-fest from Friday the 13th director Sean S. Cunningham. There's no masked killer to be found here, rather just an assortment of randy coeds looking for a good time during the craziest week on the school calendar! A pair of jocks head to Ft. Lauderdale for a killer week of fun in the sun and plenty of poon tang! Unfortunately, they find that their motel room has been double booked with a pair of nerds, though they agree to make the best of the situation and teach these nerds how to make it with the ladies!
And make it with the ladies they do! Sheila Kennedy goes topless during a wet t-shirt contest, while Rhonda Flynn and the niptastic Nikki Fritz doff their tops to hook up with our heroes...
1983: Bad Boys
No, the never-ending Will Smith/Martin Lawrence franchise did not kick off on this day 37 years ago, but rather this is a tale of troubled teens going in and out of juvenile detention centers and prisons starring Sean Penn, Esai Morales, and Ally Sheedy.Penn plays one of the titular the bad boys who is in love with a good girl played bySheedy. The other bad boy of the title isEsai Morales, who gets seriously pissed off when Penn runs over his baby brother during a botched drug deal. Penn goes to jail, and while he's in the clink, Morales assaults Sheedy before getting intentionally thrown in jail to seek even more revenge on Penn.
These kind of stories never end well, what with the futility of violence and all that, butthe film is most certainly notable for featuring a 20-year old Ally Sheedy's nude debut, briefly baring her left breast...
1970: Women in Love
Finally, on this day 50 years ago, Americans got their first look at director Ken Russell's adaptation of D.H. Lawrence's novel of the same name. What follows is an excerpt from the first part of our SKIN-depth Look at Russell's Films...
