Olivia Wilde Nude

She's a Brick . . . . House (M.D.)

Megan Fox once said: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."

The mountain ox population should be shaking in their hooves at the moment, because House M.D. hottie Olivia is the subject of a new fashion shoot so sheerly sexy, so niptacular, Megan might be inspired to take out an entire herd or two.

More ox-killingly sizzling Olivia after the cut!

Google, Google, on the Screen, Which Hottie Makes Us Cream?

Spankable. Lustable. Kissable. There are a lot of ways to describe our favorite gorgeous actresses, but how about "Googleable"?

The folks at ManCouch have created a list of the sexiest female celebrities of 2009, based simply on Google's basic search algorithm.

We assumed the top five would include Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and maybe Olivia Wilde, but the results may surprise you!

Click "more" for the full list!

Never?

"Ugh, never!” screeched the utterly non-nude Megan Fox to MTV News, before explaining, “It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

Presumably a lesbian hippo strangling an ox.

This comes as no surprise to anyone on planet Earth, since Megan’s steadfast refusal to take her clothes off has been the talk of the celebrity nudity community since she made this unnerving statement after “topless” shots of her were leaked from the set of Jennifer’s Body approximately 100 years ago:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”

And if you’d actually been topless, someone would have cared.

Read more after the jump.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

See the Skin They Can’t Show You in Maxim

The new issue of Maxim magazine hits the stands tomorrow, and it will bear a list of what the magazine’s editors consider to be the world’s hottest women.

As fans of celebrity nudity know all too well, the hottest actresses are not always the nakedest. However, a preliminary look at the Hot 100 has revealed a slew of Hollywood’s best undressed among their ranks.

In the top ten, there are five bare-bodied beauties. Naked Olivia Wilde, coming in at number one, shows boobs, butt and bush in Alpha Dog. Number four is Swedish sweetheart Malin Akerman, who first got topless in Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle and most recently in Watchmen.

Number six Eliza Dushku finally broke her boob-ban in The Alphabet Killer. Ivy League eyeful and Maxim’s number nine Jordana Brewster’s mammaries matriculated in The Invisible Circus and number ten Jennifer Love Hewitt had some great accidental skin in The Tuxedo.

Chalk it up to wardrobe malfunction, but it seems that when it comes to nudity, Jennifer Loves to Do-itt.

See a longer list of the naked babes in Maxim’s Hot 100 after the jump.

Small Screen. Big Skin.

It was another banner week for T&A on the tube, with True Blood getting into the Halloween spirit with even more Anna Paquin nudes AND Lizzy Caplan giving us first-time flesh. All treats, and no tricks from this vampire series! Also, former pro beach volleyball player Arlene Tur serves her set on Crash, redhead Alicia Witt gets red-hot for Two and a Half Men, Katie Holmes cruises into sexy TV history with her guest spot on Eli Stone, and Olivia Wilde lezzes it up on House. Pics and more of what the doctor ordered after the cut.