They’re the Best, and They’ve Gotten It off Their Chests!
The Oscar nominations are out, and skin is the winner this year!
Although only one of them got naked for her Oscar-nominated role, four of the five nominees have been naked before and two of them are in the Mr Skin Hall-of-Fame.
As for that fifth non-nude holdout, maybe some of her colleagues’ skintensity will rub off on her.
First up is Amy Adams for her role in Doubt. If you want to doubt your eyes, check out Amy’s incredible edible rump roast as she goes bottomless in Psycho Beach Party. Seat-meat is sweet, but he world is still waiting for a look at Adams’ apples!
Viola Davis, a talented character actress known for appearing alongside Tom Selleck in the Jesse Stone movies, was also nominated for Doubt, but has never shown skin. Come on Viola, you’re named after a stringed instrument. Show us those mam-dolins, sit-ar, and clam-jo!
Next is Penlope Cruz for the disappointingly skinless Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Although she keeps her clothes on and her eagerly anticipated girl-girl scene with notorious skinflint Scarlett Johansson was too dark and too short, one look at Penlope’s 2008 record is all it takes to forgive her (and blame Woody Allen!). In Elegy, Penlope’s cruz missiles and rear thruster blow away the competition. Just call her Skin-lope Nudes!
Third is Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. In John Singleton’s 2001 urban drama Baby Boy, Ms. Henson’s twin-sons steal the show from co-star Tyrese Gibson as she mashes her hard-nipped hoots against him during a sex scene. This looks like a case of skin-slammin’ buttons!
Finally, there is Marisa Tomei, who was nominated for The Wrestler, where she plays a stripper who actually strips, showing off her be-thonged behind and bare bouncing boobage (with pierced nip no less) grinding on the lap of the recently resurrected (and currently erect) Mickey Rourke. For Marisa’s breast nudity to date, check her out in Before theDevil Knows You're Dead, here she shows off her to-mams and to-mudflaps in the first moments of the film.
Marisa has already won Best Supporting Actress Oscar for My Cousin Vinny, but it was her mind-blowing body-baring in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead that won her the much more breast-igious Best Nude Scene at Mr. Skin’s 9th Annual Anatomy Awards.
The second act of Ms Tomei’s career is enough to-make you contract carpal tunnel syndrome.
