53 Years of Disneyland, Five Naked Disney Babes
Today marks the opening of Disneyland 53 years ago in Anaheim, California. The park features Adventureland, Frontierland, and Tomorrowland, but Mr. Skin has always preferred Fantasyland, especially when the fantasies involved perky mouseketeers like Annette Funicello, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears. So that you can enter Fantasyland too, look below and check out Mr. Skin’s list of his favorite naked babes of Disney.
Hayley Mills
Until her contract with the company ended, Hayley appeared in six Disney films as a girl, including The Parent Trap (1961), which was later remade with Lindsay Lohan. But between the Disney years and her role as the tit-ular teacher on the first season of Good Morning Miss Bliss (later canceled and redeveloped as Saved by the Bell), Hayley showed skin in a greasy handful of movies. In this pic from the 1974 thriller Deadly Strangers, Ms. Mills shows off her hills. Nice twins!
Jodie Foster
In 1976, Hollywood carpet-cleaning enthusiast Jodie Foster originated another role later to be played by Lindsay Lohan: that of Annabel Andrews, the high-school girl who temporarily switches bodies with her mother in the comedy Freaky Friday. Later in her career, Jodie got to sink her teeth into juicy roles like a determined FBI agent, and a prostitute. But you’ll want to sink your teeth into the juicy jugs and ripe rump roast Jodie displays, along with her bearded clam, in the European cut of Backtrack.
Keri Russel
Keri Russel joined up with the new Mouseketeers, now renamed MMC, in 1991 and stayed on flashing her dimpled smile until 1993, when a new group came in that featured Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake. She soon returned to TV in the high-school drama Felicity, which ran for four seasons on the WB. While the show was still on the air, Keri appeared in the teen comedy Eight Days a Week, where she pranced around in a bikini and gave us a quick look at her left stiff-nipped sweater sack. How felicitous!
Anne Hathaway
Alabaster-skinned and auburn-maned Anne Hathaway has a rare kind of classical beauty you don’t expect to see in a tween-targeted family comedy like Disney’s smash hit The Princess Diaries (2001). And you certainly don’t expect to see a girl like Anne Hathaway take off her top to display her dairy bombs while an East L.A. thug paws away at her, but that’s just what happens in the 2005 drama Havoc. It looks like this gangbanger is getting ready to gang-bang her!
Amy Adams
Luscious blonde Amy Adams took the country by storm as a Disney princess come to life in the family-friendly romantic comedy Enchanted (2007). With her flaxen hair, delicate features, and perfectly proportioned frame, Amy calls to mind the classic animated heroines of Disney’s past as well as timeless beauties like Grace Kelly and Kim Novak. Besides that, look at her mouth-watering mudflaps as she goes bottomless in Psycho Beach Party!
