A pair of Best Picture winners, a battle of the Jasons—Voorhees v Statham—some foreign flicks with crazy premises and insane nudity, and so much more is exploding onto Netflix in March! Not a Netflix Subscriber? Click here to see what's Nude and Noteworthy on Hulu in March OR Click here to see what's Nude and Noteworthy on Amazon Prime in March!
Coven of Sisters
This Netflix film is simply titled "Coven" in its native Spain, but they presumably lengthened the title because they didn't want American audiences confusing it for Mark Borchardt's film of the same name. This one has some spectacular nudity from both Amaia Aberasturi and a back-bending Garazi Urkola!
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Crazy About Her
A guy has a one night stand with sexy Susana Abaitua in this Spanish rom-com with an absolutely insane premise. The next morning, he discovers she has basically escaped from a mental institution and when she gets taken back there, he has himself committed to be with her. It sounds insane, but have you seen Susana nude?
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Dances with Wolves
The film that infamously beat Goodfellas for Best Picture does at least have a nude scene from Mary McDonnell...'s body double! Yeah, we can't figure this one out either...
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Dogwashers
This Colombian crime caper features a pair of steamy sex scenes, one with the sensationally stacked Lina Vanessa Nieto on top, the other from behind with Isabella Licht Delgado!
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Jason X
The first Friday the 13th flick of the new millennium found the terrific topless twosome of Kaye Penaflor and Tania Maro in a Holodeck-esque computer simulation!
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Parker
Meanwhile Jason Statham is hooking up with a topless Emma Booth in this 2013 flick, with supporting sexiness from Jennifer Lopez!
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Rain Man
2 years prior to Dances with Wolves, this drama took home Oscar's big prize and features a topless Valeria Golino storming out on Tom Cruise for the way he treats his Best Actor winning co-star—and my older brother—Dustin Hoffman!
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Sentinelle
Olga Kurylenko's character in this French flick is basically a female Liam Neeson in Taken, except she shows off her bare buns in the shower and even lezzes out with a topless Marine Duvivier!
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Training Day
Denzel took home a Best Actor Oscar for this 2001 flick, but it was Eva Mendes that knocked our pants off with her fully nude debut!
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Nude and Noteworthy on Hulu in March
Nude and Noteworthy on Amazon Prime in March
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