You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It's when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, "Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk," but instead you might say "Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock." Freudian slip!
TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com. Keep fucking that chicken...uhm, we mean, enjoy.
