Neve Campbell Nude

Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.

Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.

But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.

A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."

Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.

Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"

She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!

Read more after the jump.

The frost is on the pumpkin, and the bras are off the boobs. At least, that's Mr. Skin's idea of the perv-fect October.

The tenth month of the year is the month that brings us some of the hottest fall foxes in Hollywood.

Imagine bobbing for apples with Tila Tequila, or jumping into a pile of leaves with Katy Perry!

Click "more", and enjoy the harvest of hot that October offers.

The words "defect" and "imperfection" don't historically have sexy connotations. We Skin Central find this very, very wrong, since a unique quirk can often serve to transform a beautiful woman into a full-on sex goddess!

Take, for skinstance, the alluring, mysterious scar on the graceful arm of Top Chef babe Padma Lakshmi. Or the adorably inverted nipples of sultry Neve Campbell. These adorable anomalies only serve to make these ladies even more exciting, exotic, and alluring!

See the rest of the list under the cut, and find out which Bond babe was born with twelve fingers!

First-Time Nude Scenes of Mr. Skin’s First 10 Years Hit a Hot High as Jessica Biel Peels and Reveals in Powder Blue

MrSkin.com celebrates its 10th Anniversary in 2009.

So let’s take a look back at the ingenudes who dared to bare for the first time in each year since we began fast-forwarding to the good parts.

2009
Jessica Biel Nude in Powder Blue

Jessica Biel, stripper? Yes, in the upcoming drama Powder Blue. But unlike Jessica Alba in Sin City and Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me, does Jessica Biel actually strip nude in Powder Blue? The naked truth: fuck, yes!

(1:08) Jessica Biel puffs a cigarette, struts on-stage at a strip club, dances with wild sexual abandon, rips off her top to expose her nude boobs, and then douses her naked nipples with wax from a lit candle.

(1:24) We get another look at nude Jessica Biel’s large breasts as she does a dude in bed, followed by a fantastic shot of her famous bubble butt. Jessica Biel’s naked tits and ass are the celebrity nudity debut of the decade.

To see Mr Skin's next nine celebrity nudity debuts of the decade, join us after the jump.

Picking up where we left off last week...

A One-Armed Salute to 2008’s Most Skintastic Achievements in Motion Picture and Television Sex and Nudity

Welcome to Mr Skin's annual Anatomy Awards, an alluring alternative to Hollywood’s other big popularity contest. During the past decade, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards has paid tribute to sexy starlets and nude celebrities with categories such as Best Breasts, Best Butt, and Best Lesbian Scene. For our 10th anniversary, Mr Skin’s Anatomy Awards is bigger, better, and more bare than ever. So forget about Best Picture and let's get to the Breast Pictures! Oscar who? We've got real golden globes right here!

Push the envelope, please...