After putting in a disappointingly non-nude (but Golden Globe-nominated) performance as a bi-curious ballerina in Black Swan, Natalie Portman has now announced plans for a female comedy production company that looks dubious at best.

Natalie has long been a critic of Mr. Skin's life work. Earlier this year, she swore off all future nude scenes and told Elle UK, "I'm definitely not a prude about sex or nudity, I just don't want do something that will end up in a screen grab on a porn site."

And now the actress is creating a new production company to make "raunchy" female sex comedies that sound like they'll have less nudity than Saudi Arabian Sesame Street.

"There's a difference," Natalie told Vogue, "between being in a bra and underpants as an object on a men's magazine cover and playing yourself - a woman with desires and needs who loves and laughs with her friends - in a bra and underpants."

Who said anything about a bra and underpants?