Mr. Skin’s Top Scenes of 1999

1999 was a weird year for everybody. No one could believe it had been seventeen years since Prince told us to party, and everyone thought the world was gonna end because our computers would explode. So what else was there to do? Why, take off your clothes of course! Nicole Kidman guaranteed that our eyes were wide open, while Shannon Elizabeth reminded us all that you should always have your porn collection ready for wandering women seeking to tickle their fancies. Mena Suvari gets peeled open like a banana in American Beauty, while Kevin Spacey and everyone else zones out in pure amazement. Hudson Leick taught us Something About Sex and, uh, that something was that it’s good. And better rough. And up against a headboard. And with a little sweat. And some bounce. Lots of bounce. Tara Reid made us remember that everything is better in slow motion (especially her chest), and Kelly Monaco got everyone’s Elephant Juice pumping. And spilling. Kate Winslet proved that she could top her top by showing the bottom with her work in Holy Smoke!, giving us a peek at her titanic twat. Finally, whipped cream made a come back and everyone was eager to eat healthy again after Ali Larter garbed her self in only whipped milk and fresh strawberries, causing those the world round to salivate. Mr. Skin has graciously laid out all these scenes for your viewing pleasure, so enjoy the best nude scenes of 1999.