It's the most wonderful time of the year for horror fans, and this weekend the October push begins with the nude found-footage anthology flick V/H/S (2012) (co-starring Hannah Rose Fierman, above). But if scary movies aren't your thing, we have two non-nude options that may suit your fancy: Olivia Wilde as a bi-curious stripper who locks lips with Ashley Greene in the satirical comedy Butter (2011) and Nicole Kidman as a sex-crazed cougar in 1960s Florida in the hysterically (and not in the funny way) over-wrought The Paperboy (2012).
A crew of small-time criminals finds a treasure trove of terrifying tapes in the horror anthology V/H/S (2012). Four misfits are hired by a mysterious stranger to seek out the titular VHS with the instructions “you’ll know it when you see it”. But when they arrive at the remote, ramshackle location, they find a dead body surrounded by stacks and stacks of tapes. As they begin watching the videos, the recordings become more and more terrifying...We see plenty of terrified tatas in this scream-queen showcase, but unfortunately Sophia Takal is wearing a bra while she indulges in a lesbo makeout with Kate Lyn Sheil. But Hannah Fierman flashes full furburger and funbags while transforming into a monster at the 21-minute mark, and Helen Rogers strips down to her bra and shows her boobs to a horny dude via webcam 1hour, 16 minutes in. Those horror honeys will have you stuck to your screen!
See the nude red-band trailer for V/H/S here
Olivia Wilde joins the less-than-honorable ranks of celebrity pseudo-strippers in the satirical comedy Butter (2011). The setting is small-town Iowa. Jennifer Garner and Ty Burrell star as Laura and Bob Pickler, an ambitious conservative couple who hope to parlay Laura's success on the butter-carving circuit into political office. But not only does young butter-carving prodigy Destiny (newcomer Yara Shahidi) threaten Laura's plans, but stripper Brook Swinkowski (Wilde) has plans for Bob. Plans of the home-wrecking variety. Olivia gets sexy in bra and panties as she works the pole for her married customer, but doesn't actually show the goods. But she nearly makes up for it 55 minutes in when she goes in for a girl-girl makeout with Twilight's Ashley Greene. And that's more than enough to make Mr. Skin melt.
See the trailer for Butter here
What do you get when you take the guy who made Precious, add teen heartthrob Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman as a sex-crazed cougar, and soak it in enough steamy Southern atmosphere to make Tennessee Williams gag? You get The Paperboy (2012), the campy, pulpy, and disappointingly non-nude story of brothers Ward (Matthew McConaughey) and Jack Jansen (Efron), who are recruited by white-trash hottie Charlotte Bless (Kidman) to investigate the case of her incarcerated sweetheart Hillary Van Wetter (John Cusack). Nicole goes thoroughly over-the-top for a scene where she brings herself to a hands-free climax in a prison visitation room and another where she pees on a prone Efron on the beach, but without any skin to back it up, The Paperboy is yesterday's news.
See the trailer for The Paperboy here
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