Under the Skin may have picked up a distributor, but Scarlett Johansson isn’t getting naked in theaters just yet- Don Jon (2013) only has a hint of Scarlett side-boob. Fortunately Alexis Texas, Kayden Kros, and Tori Black are all there to pick up the rack slack by going topless for Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s directorial debut.
The Formula One racing drama Rush (2013) expands wide this weekend, bringing with it T&A from Game of Thrones star Natalie Dormer and bare boobs from Brooke Johnston and Alexandra Maria Lara. The period piece Thrse (2013) has another delightful showing of Elizabeth Olsen’s twins, while Morning (2010) has the sweet seat of Jeanne Tripplehorn.
A Jersey boy must choose between his beloved porn and his flesh-and-blood girlfriend in Don Jon (2013). Jon (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a gold-chain-and-tracksuit-clad lifelong resident of New Jersey whose cocky charisma allows him to hook up with a "10" every weekend. But the hottest babes on the boardwalk are nothing compared with Jon's true love--sitting alone in front of his laptop whacking it to online porn. That all changes when he meets Barbara (Scarlett Johansson), his sexy new girlfriend who has a very different idea of how relationships should work. Scarlett is her usual non-nude self here, although a slice of sideboob from Scarlett (like the one she shows 31 minutes in) is worth at least four funbags from anyone else. In this case, the "someone else" is Alexis Texas, Kayden Kros, and Tori Black who all get topless in porno clips. Don Jon will make your dong long.
See the trailer for Don Jon here
A playboy and his meticulous opponent compete for glory (not to mention girls) in the Formula One racing drama Rush (2013). Chris Hemsworth stars as handsome English racing champion and notorious womanizer James Hunt, whose rivalry with Austrian driver Niki Lauda (Daniel Brhl) reached legendary proportions during the 1976 Formula One season. Rush is packed with pulse-pounding racing scenes, but if you really want to get your adrenaline flowing fast forward to the 5-minute mark, where The Tudors' Natalie Dormer bares TA, the 57-minute mark, where Brooke Johnston shows her jugs, and 1 hour and 1 minute in, where bathing beauty Alexandra Maria Lara exposes her bathing boobies swimming underwater. That'll get your engine running!
See the trailer for Rush here
A woman seeks relief from her monotonous life in the arms of a stranger in Thrse (2013). In 1860s Paris, Therese Raquin (Elizabeth Olsen) is a beautiful but repressed housewife trapped in a loveless arranged marriage with her feeble cousin Camille (Tom Felton). Camille's overbearing mother Madame Raquin (Jessica Lange) dominates both of their lives, an arrangement that Therese resents. So when Therese strikes up an affair with her husband's friend Laurent (Oscar Isaac), it's out of spite as much as passion. But no matter the motivation, any occasion to ogle Elizabeth's orbs (as we do 52 minutes into this flick) is a revelation. Nice chest meat, Therese!
See the trailer for Therese here
A couple struggles to stay together after the tragic death of their child in Morning (2010). Jeanne Tripplehorn and Leland Orser star as Alice and Mark Monroe, a married couple who deal with the all-consuming grief that follows the accidental death of their son in very different ways. That's pretty much the definition of a downer, but you'll be looking (and pointing) up when Jeanne bares her sweet cheeks an hour and 5 minutes in. Morning will make you rise, son.
See the trailer for Morning here
