Baring Boobs, Bush and Butt, Bronzing on the Beach is Beneficial, Bawls Babe


Against the prevailing wisdom of the American Medical Association and the mammoth advertising budgets of corporations peddling sunscreen, tit-tastic Transformers star Megan Fox espouses exposing oneself to the sun and saltwater at the beach.

"I find that being out in the sun is better for you than people think,” muses Megan, “Like, when I started going back to the beach and being in the saltwater and the sun, my skin improved a lot. So, I benefit from sunshine."

While she doesn’t come right out and say tit, Mr. Skin is positive that the kind of sunbathing Megan is talking about is the kind with no bathing suit.

And she might need some sunscreen to keep her melanin-free melons from scorching, but all Mr. Skin needs to enjoy the moment is a little old squirt of coconut oil in his palm.

To that end, check out this classic nude sunbathing pic from The Beach Girls.