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It's a magical week for TV mammage as the first season of Camelot, featuring Eva Green's witchy wobblers, hits DVD and Blu-ray, as does Spartacus: Gods of the Arena (RIP Andy Whitfield). In other nudes, Emmy nominee Kelly MacDonald shares her Scottish snookers in Trainspotting, nude on Blu-ray, and fapping you'll be when Carrie Fisher and her metal bikini receive the HD treatment on the Star Wars: The Complete Saga Blu-ray. Hey George Lucas! How about you quit messing with Darth Vader and put some nudity in there next time?:

egerton dvdCamelot (2011), the new dramatic series from Starz, promises to “redefine the classic medieval tale of King Arthur.” Apparently this means lots and lots of nudity, because when it comes to medieval mammaries, Camelot delivers the goods. Mr. Skin hall-of-famer Eva Green stars as Arthur’s half-sister Morgan, whose dark beauty and bodacious curves cast an thrilling nude spell. Also starring is Tamsin Egerton as the adulterous Guinevere,providing plenty of opportunity for Tamsin to show some tan skin. It’s the eternal battle of blonde vs. brunette: which lucky swords will pierce these ladies’ stones? Tune in to Camelot and see!

A prequel to the skintastic series Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena will harden your partacus just like the original. Lucy Lawless returns, juicy and flawless, as the insatiable and lawless DVDconstantly nude Lucretia, while kooky Dexter beauty Jaime Murray is brought on as her best gal pal-slash-lesbo love. Packed with naked slaves and racktastic noblewomen, Spartacus: Gods of the Arena will make you glad-she-ator!

Ewan McGregor and Robert Carlyle broke onto the international scene with Trainspotting (1996), the tale of Scottish junkies living in the gutter. Meanwhile, dicks broke out of zippers all over the world after filmgoers spotted Pauline Lynch and Kelly MacDonald. The film’s a memorable look at lowlifes who choose to waste their existence. Still, the filmmakers should be ashamed of themselves for showing Pauline and Kelly as fringe benefits of the junkie culture. It’s a good case against just saying no. macdonald dvdOn the other hand, you’ll soon get addicted to our clips of these lovely ladies helping out lascivious losers.

Writer/director George Lucas rewrote the rules of cinema with Star Wars (1977), his sci-fi adventure opus set “a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.” When Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) is kidnapped by evil Darth Vader, it’s a band of rag-tag heroes led by Luke Skywalker (Mark Hammil), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guiness), and Han Solo (Harrison Ford) to the rescue. Star Wars (1977) went on to spawn five huge sequels and made cultural icons of R2-D2, C-3PO, and Chewy.

The third and sexiest installment of the Star Wars saga, Return of the Jedi (1983) features all the favorite fisher dvdcharacters from that long time ago in a galaxy far, far away doing what they do best. Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) dukes it out with villainous Darth Vader (David Prowse, with voice provided by James Earl Jones). Han Solo (Harrison Ford) and Chewbacca (Peter Mayhew) team up with Lando Calrissian (Billy Dee Williams) to blow up a new Death Star. Yoda is green. Jabba the Hut is fat. And Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) wears a metal bikini that's been copied by fangirls and fapped to by fanboys ever since.

CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest, nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here on the Mr. Skin blog!