Madeline Smith Nude

In my nocturnal ramblings through cyberspace, I recently came across a list of the hottest vampires in cinematic history, in anticipation, no doubt, of the second episode of True Blood tomorrow night.

At first I was confused and alarmed, because all of the female I know that got into acting wanted to keep their identity as members of the undead under wraps. Not all of them were smart about it, though. I’m not naming names, of course. (Rose McGowan and Fairuza Balk.)

But then I saw, to my relief, that they were actually listing mortal actresses who played vampires on film. The list mentions some of my favorites, including Soledad Miranda, Lucy Liu, Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek, Angie Everhart, and Carla Gugino.

But a whole host of boobtastic babes that no self-respecting bloodsucker could forget are absent from the list. It is my duty as Chief Undersex-retary in charge of Naked Actresses for the All-Transylvania Secret Sodality of Monsters Encouraging Nudity (A.S.S.M.E.N. for short) to remedy this situation.

To that (rear) end, here are five more incredible hot movie vampires for your sanguine and salubrious skin-tillation.

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