Don't act like you don't know what a FleshLight is. The popular pocket-pussy company is the newest to jump on the Lindsay Lohan nudity train, offering the notorious party girl and sometime actress a whopping $1 million to make a model of her lady parts, which would then be cast in silicone and jerked off into by horny fans, presumably as they look at her (now confirmed full frontal) Playboy spread.
FleshLights are the hottest thing since warming lube on the porn circuit, with dozens of models cast from stars like Jesse Jane and Tori Black's lips (both upper and lower) and back doors to offer maximum bang for your bishop-flogging buck.
Speaking of bucks, Lindsay's reps say she "She would never accept such an offer for any amount of money," but then again that's what they said about Playboy when she was first offered a spread in the mag in 2009. So her FleshLight should be coming out just in time for the release of Herbie Blows a Load and Freaky-Deaky Friday sometime in 2014.
Playboy paid almost a million dollars for the privilege, but you can see nude photos of Lindsay Lohan for FREE right here on the Mr. Skin blog!
