Les Alsaciens - ou les deux Mathilde

Les Alsaciens - ou les deux Mathilde (1996) is a dramatic historical miniseries made for French TV, which begs leads us to say that if Dr. Suess was still alive we believe he would be using his unique rhyming scheme to wax purple on the passion that comes from seeing Vanessa Larré. He’d write, “One tit, two, tit, fine tit, firm tit.” More than that we don’t know, as his purple quill by this point would be about to burst with its sticky white ink and make such a mess that even the fantastic contraptions of his Cat in the Hat wouldn’t be able to clean. Yes, you’ll like Vanessa’s jugs in a car or in a boat, you like them, you will, Sperm I am.